What do you call a prom with the same theme every year?
A redun-dance.
If you've done it more than once, you've redoned it.
Is that redundant?
Told my kids about a mythical creature...
...The Redone D'ant.
It's a creature the size of an ant. But it has the head of an ant, the body of an ant, and the legs of another ant. It's half ant, half other ant.
My wife and I were stuck behind a van advertising granite countertops.
Wife: Those look good. I'd kill to have our counters redone.
Me: Sure...but then you'd be taking life for granite.
The Mystery of the missing bathroom fittings
- sitting round at dinner table, talking about our bathroom which we are having redone*
- Dad: I've got a good joke about bathroom fittings
- Me: sigh okay then...
- Dad: Did you hear about that mansion that was robbed last week? The burglars took all the jewlery, all the valuables.......and they also took all the bathroom fittings, so the police had nothing to go on!
- Sister: Really? sigh
- Dad: *bursts out laughing for a good 20 seconds
Got my friend yesterday
Me: "What's wrong dude?" Him: "I have Shingles" Me: "Good, my roof needs redone" Him: ..."Ugh"
