A list of puns related to "Reading Instruction"
Aye Matey - has to be said in a slow pirate voice for full effect.
Haha, I made you smile.
They are both quality control managers and are instructed to check on the product before leaving.
They go below deck and open on of the boxes, and inside are hundreds of potatoes. One of them picks one up and notices that it’s a very odd shape for a potato. He picks up another and is also perplexed by its peculiarity.
He picks up a third and realizes that they are all shaped like penises. He says to his friend “I don’t think we can work on this ship with all these penis potatoes.”
So they go up to the captains quarters to quit. When they arrive they say “Captain, we cant work on this ship. We would like to get off.”
He looks them in the eye and says, “I’m sorry gentlemen. This isn’t a democracy. It’s a dictatorship.”
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Originally read on r/jokes , but reworded for brevity.
He didn't read the step-by-step instructions
WIFE: (Reading instructions) "Crush the garlic."
ME: Here, I'll help. (To Garlic) You'll never make it in Hollywood! You're too short to be an actor!
WIFE: I dislike you.
Today, I was driving with my brother to go to a hotel. Obviously, there were numerous signs with instructions on where to go. One of those signs said "RTV".
Brother: (Reading the sign) What is RTV?
Me: A Samsung.
He stops the car and punches me in the arm. Definitely worth it.
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