I got a friend who is a demolition expert. One day, I made a bet with him, a dollar that he couldnt raze the whole neighbourhood
No matter who wins, its still four quarters gone
I regret hiring Vikings at my company.
They just started and are already asking for a raze.
βCapitol Razingβ audiobook ignited the January 6th Capitol Riots
Why did the idiot burn down the pub?
Because his boss told him he needed to raise (raze) the bar.
Do you suppose Amish pyromaniacs practice barn razing?
When Amish build barns it's called "barn raising". But raze is also a term to destroy, ruin or flatten.
You should never set fire to a cemetery.
Itβs dangerous to raze the dead.
I hired some Vikings yesterday to work for me
And they are already asking for a raze!
What is the Doom Slayerβs favorite hobby?
He likes to raze hell
What happened when the bulldozer operator became a dad?
He razed his children well.
When I told my girlfriend of the dangers of overtweezing...
She razed her eyebrows.
Just met some inappropriate ruins
I mean, who razed them, anyways?
A tiny hamlet in my county burned down completely because a kid was playing with matches.
It takes a child to raze a village.
It takes an entire village to raise a single child
however, it only takes one pyromaniac child to raze an entire village
I just got the worst haircut of my life.
It was a hair-razing experience.
What did the viking say to his employer?
I need a raze!!!
