The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
I still think “lots of guillotines” was a correct answer
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
I wanted to keep going, but it was pointless
...that it was a pity that Curiosity killed the cat, but Satisfaction brought it back.
I'd have €14.20 now..
Try this on for sighs
Turns out the frog is part Irish, Italian, and a tad Pole.
I’d have $8.40
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
At least my heart was in the right place.
He wanted to pass with flying colors.
I thought of that myself.
My carer says I should be able to try the spoon tomorrow.
There will be a makeup test soon.
Ten tickles!
Of course it only has eight of those.
So the first two were test tickles!
He really gets a kick out of it.
They always give straight "eh"s.
It was Koala tea.
No one gives a crap.
"No, I always dress like this", I replied.
A pop quiz!
(I don’t know why this makes me giggle)
A taxi
He was a pro-tester
.....and got scammed out of $10,000.
They couldn’t smell what the rock was cooking
So that’s positive
You know, cos Pa's tense.
but it does give me paws.
It’s called the iChart
They send electricity through your nerves to see the response time. I was shocked to find out I have carpel tunnel syndrome.
A lot of the questions I was stumped on.
I blame the horse. He could have said neigh.
Ian
A stimulus check.
He was panakin
"I have failed you, Anakin. I have failed you."
No, there is a vas deferens between them.
You get a womb with a view.
Try this on for sighs.
Turns out, he was part Irish, part British and a tad Pole.
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
