Quizquiz Pro Quo
As Quizquiz, have your capital in the Anjou province.
If you a are looking for a really awful achievement, I have a recommendation for you! As tiny North American tribe push back the Europeans and do a little version of the sunset invasion.
Somehow I still don't really enjoy playing in North America. I think the new mechanics with migrating tribes, tribal land, unique buildings, totemism and federations are all quite interesting but somehow the core gameplay in that area is not. I think it's because every tag is the same, there is no evil Ottomans, no huge Ming, no nasty alliance networks, just an endless amount of interchangeable minor nations. In the end I just conquered OPM after OPM until the colonizers arrived and I could finally reform and begin the "real" game.
The most difficult part was of course conquering Anjou itself. Provence was obviously allied to a super strong France and Denmark. France was also allied to Spain and Denmark to a naturally formed Prussia. In the end I chose the smaller evil and no-CB'd Denmark, occupied all of Provence and peaced out with the provinces I needed. Also conquered two more provinces from Brittany while waiting for the cores to finish, to make it look prettier.
Also, I hope you don't want to continue your campaign after getting the achievement because once you move your capital you lose 90% of your strength when all your former territory becomes colonial nations π
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Okay since Paradox usually goes for puns in their Achievement Names, I was wondering: where is the Joke in the "Quizquiz pro Quo" Achievement (Owning Anjou as Quizquiz)?
Sure it's a play on Quid pro quo, but why that Anjou part? Is that just random?
As can be seen in the achievements.txt , you don't actually need to start as these countries to get their respective new achievements. So if you are struggling with these achievement, just start as Ming, vassalize them, make them big by feeding them provinces. Then ruin your nations and play as a released vassal.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Iβd guess Quizquiz, Ohkay Owingeh or Busoga. But thereβs probably other less played nations.
EDIT: What if we exclude unicorns like Etruria, Meissen and other releasables and revolters, and only focus on the starting nations?
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
R5: Finished the achievement the for Quizquiz Quo Pro.
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