Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
I'm quitting my soul sucking corporate job to be a marine biologist.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
I'm thinking of quitting my job installing windows.
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
My wife is quitting her job as a hairdresser to become a police officer.
You know what they say: “Hair today, gun tomorrow.”
I regret quitting my job at the factory that made night wear for felines. I thought I was allergic to to some of the material we were working with.
But it turns out it wasn’t the cat’s pyjamas
Sometimes I fantasize about quitting my job and going to work in an oyster bar....
...but I heard the work kinda shucks.
My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.
He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I won’t be spoken to in that tone.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda-pressing.
Why did the Donkey quit his job?
I quit my job at the IRS.
Why did the bacterial scientist quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
I quit my elevator job
Had too many ups and downs
Why did the window inspector quit his job?
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
I quit my job as a taste tester at the herbal seasonings factory...
... I found the work too Thyme consuming.
I quit my job as the Pro at the local Miniature Golf course...
... I found the work oft-putting.
You'd never believe that Hank Hill quit his job at Strickland to become a drug dealer
He now sells cocaine and cocaine accessories
Why did the programmer quit his job?
because he didn't get arrays.
I quit my job today as a sign writer.
I could see the writing was on the wall.
I quit my job fixing controllers at the tv repair shop.
I wasn’t making remotely enough.
Why did the belly dancer quit her job?
Because she hated waisting time
Why did the can-crusher man quit his job?
because it was soda-pressing
Why did the soda factory worker quit his job?
It was too much fizzical labor.
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor the first day I was hired.
Deep down, I realized it wasn’t for me.
Had to quit my job at the muffler centre
I had to quit my job as a watchmaker
I just didn’t have the time
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
I decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I’m not big enough or strong enough
I’ve just handed in my Too weak notice.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory today
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone.
My brother just quit his job as a can crusher
Because it was soda pressing.
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer and I don't think I'm quite fit enough for the job.
Therefore I've handed in my 'Too Weak Notice'
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing
Why did the window inspector quit his job?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
I quit my job as a postman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing.
Why did the Donkey quit his job?
My friend quit his job as a programmer...
Why did the can crusher quit his job ?
Because it was soda pressing
I quit my job as a mailman when they handed me my first letter to deliver.
I looked at it and thought, “This isn’t for me.”
I quit my job as a scuba diving instructor after my first day at work.
Deep down I realized it wasn’t for me.
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