My wife likes to tear off pieces of flatbread, but I had already cut it into quarters with a knife.
There are 4 quarters in the Superbowl
And that's why they brought out 50 Cent at halftime.
Never make jokes about pennies, quarters, dimes or nickels….
That’s a very cents-itive topic to talk about.
I only had a few dollars until someone dropped off a bag of quarters at my front door
I'm not sure how I feel about this sudden change
There’s four quarters in the Super Bowl.
That’s why they brought out 50 cent at half time.
I’ll never forget the day I gave someone a dollar and they gave me four quarters.
Changing a dollar bill to quarters by cutting it into four pieces
If the Super Bowl went into overtime, does that mean the first 4 quarters were just a really long commercial since the game was Tide?
I really hope Tide had another commercial ready just in case.
Edit: Thank you for the Reddit Gold, kind stranger! My first!
A soldier in WW2 was shot in the chest and the bullet was stopped by a stack of quarters in his pocket.
He said it was his life savings.
The park ranger told me that he would donate all the pennies, nickles, and quarters thrown into the wishing well to my charity.....
I guess I shouldn't be surprised that he never gave me a single dime!
I work at the Scottsdale Fire and Police Head Quarters, and I did a darkjoke towards one of the Police commanders.
So there is a commander in Scottsdale PD named Commander Coffee, and today I asked him, in a serious tone, "Hey Coffee, can an I ask you a question?" And he responded with a serious "Sure Joe, what's up?" And then I asked "If the mafia ever put a hit on you, wouldn't that mean that they are trying to ice Coffee?"
He giggled and was like "Wow, that was actually pretty good." Then continued on his way to the police side.
The Lord of the Rings official pinball machine doesn’t take quarters.
My friend likes to convert all of his dollars into quarters.
Hehehe close quarters....
I saw 2000 pounds of quarters the other day
What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?
What did the dollar say say to the 4 quarters
Where do magicians get quarters?
When I was younger, my Dad used to throw quarters at me whenever I acted stupidly.
He said, “Maybe that’ll knock some cents into you.”
My friend minted quarters instead of going to class for the whole semester...
Pennies and quarters rain from the sky
“Wow!” I say. “It’s climate change!”
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
If a servant's quarters is too big....
It will be called a servant's whole
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
What do you call it when it rains quarters?
Did you hear about the guy who got three quarters of his back removed?
Apparently, he's a quarterback now.
Milwaukee Bucks. The only bucks you can't get 4 quarters out of.
I was going though a tough time in my life, when my mom gave me a doller in quarters....
and I said I DON'T LIKE CHANGE, MOM
When I trade four quarters for a paper dollar
my $1 bill is the ex-change
My dad passed away 3 years ago, still whenever I see these signs I picture him saying "I don't see any quarters or dimes"
I found 2 quarters on the ground today
It was probably a coincidence.
I ate three quarters of a gazelle yesterday...
Well, I had the lions share.
A coworker handed me two quarters. I said, "Hey, now that I have these, guess what my rapper name would be!"....
Her: "Ugh. 50 Cent?"
Me: "What? No, I'd be '2-Change.'"
She just walked away without saying anything after that. Mission accomplished.
I bought something for $4.50 and gave the store clerk a five. Instead of giving me back two quarters he ripped a dollar in half and handed it to me.
There was no cents to that.
Quarters in the gas tank
So money's a little tight right now and I had a 10$ roll of quarters I was going to use to put gas in my gas tank.
When I picked up my girlfriend from her school she asked, "Did you put those quarters in the gas tank"?
"Yeah," I replied, "I put them in the tank, though I probably should have just bought gas with them..."
Just sat with quarters in my ears for 10 minutes.
My friend asked what I was doing. I said "Listening to 50 cent."
/r/DadJokes, you have ruined me.
There are 4 quarters in the Super Bowl
That's why they brought out 50 cent at halftime
When I was young, my dad used to throw quarters at my head whenever I acted up.
He said, “Maybe this’ll knock some scents into you.”
What do you call a cage full of dimes, pennies, and quarters?
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