Founded in 2000 and headquartered in Irvine, California, Netlist is a leading provider of high-performance modular memory subsystems to the world’s premier OEMs. Netlist specializes in hybrid memory – the merging of DRAM and NAND flash raw materials to create memory solutions. The Company’s patented memory technologies provide superior performance, and high density in a cost efficient solution. From database to enterprise applications, Netlist serves diverse industries that require superior memory performance to empower critical business decisions in today’s data-driven environment.

Patents litigation:

Let's get straight to the point. Netlist has more than 130 patents, some of which are seminal and with a truly enormous market value but still not defined as netlist has been in a patent litigation for 12 years with google and for 6 years with samsung and micron.

• netlist has closed an agreement with sk hymix for 40 million cash + 120 million guaranteed supply for 5 years + a partnership to launch the CXL hybridimm product + have access to all SK hynix patents.

About google:

"For ten years Netlist has steadfastly opposed Google's misguided campaign to invalidate the ‘912 patent," said Netlist's CEO, C.K. Hong. "We are very pleased that in the end the appellate court made it clear that the claims of this seminal patent are indeed valid and in so doing, further vindicate our decade-long defense of the company's strategic intellectual property. We will now move to lift the stay in the patent infringement lawsuit against Google in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of CA., in order to recover current and past damages related to the ‘912 patent."

In response to Netlist's 2009 complaint, Google first filed its petition for reexamination of the '912 patent in 2010 and was later joined in its effort by Inphi and Smart Modular. On January 31, 2019 PTAB denied Google's request for a rehearing of the PTAB's previous decision upholding the validity of the '912 patent claims. The PTAB's extensive rehearing decision adopted Netlist's positions on the claims and rejected Google's invalidity arguments involving the specific use of rank-selecting signals for rank multiplication.

Netlist believes that the teachings of the '912 patent can be found in various DDR3 and DDR4 server DIMMs (Dual Inline Memory Module) as well as future products that will be produced under the DDR5 server DIMM standards currently being established by the industry.

The last ne

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

This OC is from the My Hero Academia/Boku no Hero Academia fandom. So quirks are basically superpowers that 80% of has.

Anyway, I just wanted to see what other people think and if she is a Mary Sue

★Tomoka Aizawa★

>"I don’t care if you hate Bakugō, we’re at a school for heroes. And if you can’t save a classmate, then how will you save a stranger?"

■ Name || Tomoka Aizawa

■ Japanese Name || 相澤 朋佳

■ Rōmaji || Aizawa Tomoka

**■ Alias ||**Quirk Thief (盗人)

■ Birthday || July 20 (Cancer)

■ Age || 15

■ Gender || Female

■ Height || 163cm (5′4″)

■ Hair Color || Black

■ Eye Color || Black

■ Blood Type || O-

■ Quirk || Copy and Erase

■ Status || Alive

■ Birthplace || Near Shizuoka Prefecture

■ Family ||

• Shota Aizawa (father)
• Hokuko Take (mother †)

■ Occupation ||

• Student (formerly)
• Villain

■ Affiliation || Aldera Junior High, U.A. High School

■ Team(s) || Nighteye Agency (Formerly), Shie Hassaikai Raid Team (Formerly), Endeavor Agency (Formerly), League of Villains

■ Fighting Style || Binding Cloth, armed melee combat

◣ A b o u t ◥

Tomoka Aizawa (相澤 朋佳 Aizawa Tomoka), also known as Quirk Thief (盗人 Kosei Nusubito) is a student of Class 1-A at U.A. High School who is training to become a Pro Hero.

History

When Tomoka was born, her parents were still very young, so she spent most of her time with nannies. Though her mother died at age seventeen and Tomoka had very few memories of her.

At three, she started spending more time with her father and godfather, Hizashi Yamada.

Sometime later, Tomoka watched as Izuku Midoriya stands up to Katsuki Bakugō, defending another kid. After Tomoka saw this, she would always remember him as one of her biggest motives for becoming a hero.

◣ A p p e a r a n c e ◥

Tomoka is a teenage girl of average height with a skinny figure. She is fair-skinned, and her eyes are pitch black. Her eyes are usually halfway closed and have dark circles under them, giving her a permanently tired look. She has long eyelashes, though the upper ones are most prominent.

She had shoulder-length black hair, which grew down to her chest. She has curtain bangs that were used to hide her face when she felt threatened, though this stopped when she reached high school.

During school, she wears the regular U.A. uniform, which involves a grey dress jacket with green stripes: the thin one below the tick one, two pockets and gold butto

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

So, I've had a couple of health scares this year. The one I'll refer to in this post began in early February when - without going into detail - my penis was injured during intercourse. I gave it some time and when the injury hadn't improved at all by early April, I went to the doctor to describe my symptoms; the doctor simply brushed me off and said it'll get better by itself. I took his word for it, and waited another 6 weeks, then returned only for him literally laugh at me when I described my persistent symptoms. Again, he said it will get better by itself.

Sick of this treatment and increasingly worried about my injury not showing any signs of healing (I couldn't so much as masturbate for months and still barely can), I changed doctors and went to another consultation. She told me the exact same thing as the other guy - "It'll heal by itself, give it a few weeks". I asked for her to refer me to a specialist (I have no medical insurance), and she refused. Okay. So I waited another 6 weeks (it was early August by this point) and went to see her again. This time she told me that she had phoned a specialist, and he'd told her that the issue would improve with time. This is despite having never been physically examined in any way. I expressed concern about the issue having not remotely improved over the span of 7 months, and she got angry at me - "Look, I'm not going to argue with you! I've told you what I need to tell you". She then kicked me out after an approximately four minute consultation (I was very polite the whole time). This put me in a state of despair and hopelessness, as I was being totally gas lit - "No problem exists. The act of trying to get help makes you a nuisance" is basically what I was being told.

I called back a couple weeks later and finally convinced them to refer me to a urologist, but they didn't actually get around to it until about a week ago. Now I've just found out that my first urology consultation is at the end of October, so due to doctors being uncaring pricks it will have been six months between my first doctors appointment and my first specialist consultation. If they had taken me seriously, I could have seen a specialist by mid-May.

Anyways I was starting to think this was normal doctor behaviour (even though I'm 26 I haven't been to doctor very many times in my life), until I desperately went for a free sexual health screening yesterday despite knowing I don't have any STIs. It was the end of the day and the woma

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Under permission of godemperor Muhamar al Lemarc, this series continue.

Getúlio Dornelles Vargas was born in april 19, 1882 in São Borja, Brazil, in the waning days of the Brazilian Empire, to Manuel do Nascimento Vargas and Cândida Dornelles Vargas. Vargas graduated in law in 1907. At that time Brazil was under a period called old republic with rigged elections and fraud was widespread. His home state in specific was under the power of a local oligarch called Borges de Medeiros, that ruled a government that broke the limits of the compreesible at the time, sticking to power for TWENTY FIVE years.

Vargas first blip in the map was in 1923, when Borges said "I'm once again asking for your political support to extend my ruling therms..." and kabom! Civil war! That continued inconclusive for a while until Borges contacted Vargas who made a deal reuniting the state by promising that Borges would rule just until the end of his therm and then someone else would take power, and I wonder who.

in 1926 there was a lot of dissent with the old Republic, so to remediate the situation the new imposed oligarch, Washington Luís, made a national unity cabinet that won a rigged election with 99,6% of the vote and Vargas was appointed as his economics minister.

Washington Luís government was the best the old republic had until that point, so he decided to make an power grab and centralize the power in his home state, São Paulo, so he appointed a sucessor of the paulista oligarchy. The São Paulo political class was at that time (and today) extremely arrogant, absolutely xenophobe, drunk in eugenics (the state kept the whitening process until 1964) and also exclusive, as the majority of the population lived in poverty. The opposition created a party called "Liberal Alliance" and made an ticket with Getúlio Vargas and João Pessoa to attempt to defeat Prestes. As expected fraud went Brrr and Prestes was declared the winner. You can see some of the regionalism of the time in this song, at the 0,38 when the singer says "Everything else is gaúcho, it is worthless" to describe Vargas state.

BUT THEN SOMETHING EXTREMELY DUMB HAPPENED!

João Pessoa, Vargas VP, had a feud with a local politician, João Dantas, and he invaded Dantas house, stole his personal correspondence with a teacher (he was married) and pu

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

!!!WARNING LONG POST AND MANGA SPOILERS!!!

I love this show. It was such a breath of fresh air with quirks having drawbacks (reminded me of nen abilities), most of the population having powers, the world setting, the art style, everything! But it has its flaws. At first, I didn't notice it but by the overhaul arc, it became apparent. The important female characters (plot-relevant characters or characters with a powerful quirk) in this show are either useless or get heavily wounded/killed.

Starting from USJ let's do this on a per arc baizes.13 was taken down by Kurogiri by her own attack while Aizawa got to look awesome fighting the mooks before getting taken down by Nomu. Even after getting downed and heavily injured Aizawa still had an amazing hero moment that showed his grit and willpower when he saved Tsuyu from Shigi's decay while still pinned by Nomu at the risk of his life, while 13 was still unconscious. The rest of the male cast (sans Mineta) were actively fighting and defeating villains while the girls whee either supporting (Froppy) or held at a standstill (Momo and Jirou). Only Uravity actively took on a named villain and that was to help Ida escape so still a support role. Not a single girl in the USJ arc took down a villain on their own while even the low tier 1A boys, like Ojiro, took some down.

Next is the Sports Festival. It was an amazing arc overall and not much to say about it. Uraraka vs Bakugo was amazing but it is a shame that not a single girl placed in the top 5 during the tournament.

We'll have to skip an arc to get to the next time a girl is relevant and that's the final exam arc. This light-hearted arc was very entertaining to watch/read. Everyone had their moment to shine, Momo's plan was cool, let's move on.

The next arc introduces the Pussy Cats. Great characters, cool quirks. IIRC when Pixie bob pushed them off the cliff it was Izuku, Shoto, Tenya, and Katsuki that took down her clay beast while the girls and the rest of the side characters were disorientated. After this, the cast does some slice of life,1B shows up and they train for a while. When the LoV show up only one villain was female. They could have included some fodder female villains for the heroes to fight but this point isn't that important, it's the next part that irked me. Pixie Bob gets ambushed and taken hostage by a surprise attack while Aizawa not only survives his ambush but defeats his opponent, apprehends him, and begins interrogating him. While Iz

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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This story is mainly being published on RoyalRoad.

It's also hundreds of thousands of words and entire arcs ahead on there.

Also, artwork of Zelsys and Zefaris

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Strolvath came through the gate, and immediately knew it had taken something from him. What it was that it had taken became obvious on equally short notice - his boot knife was gone, as were both of his backup sparklock pistols. Even his prosthetic leg felt lighter, with the cold-iron stake hidden within it gone.

It hadn’t taken his lute, perhaps because it knew he wouldn’t use it as a bludgeon and that stripping him of it wouldn’t impede his abilities in any meaningful way. He knew what had happened, where he was - a Trial of Solitude, one of the few properly documented trials that people faced in the dungeon, perhaps because it was also one of the few trials that people consistently survived.

It wasn’t meant to kill, or even maim - it was meant to challenge one’s natural abilities as a control test.

Strolvath knew, but not because he’d read it in a book.

In this Aether-rich air, among these walls of black stone, he came alive. It was down here, without the watchful eyes of those he fought alongside, that he had a moment of freedom.

Down here, he could take a breath and unlock the joints of his artificial leg, to walk around the small transit chamber without hobbling.

Down here he could take all the time he needed to recite his prayer to the Dead Gods, out loud, without muddling the Old Ikesian words with modern slang for fear of seeming archaic or betraying his identity.

Strolvath the Musician.

Strolvath the Veteran.

Strolvath the Counter-propagandist.

All three were facets of his identity, but meaningless without the context that he had to withhold from all but a tiny few.

Not even the Provisional Governor kn

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

Amy

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Until he discovered it was extra sharp.

Christopher Walken

Put it on my bill