What do positively charged particles have in common with professional sumo wrestling teams?

They're both protons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecalfettucine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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A proton is arrested

Proton: What's the charge

Lawyer:Positive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nibba_man69
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Two electrons

Two electrons are talking to each other

The first one points to a proton and says "Do you want that charge?"

The second one points to an antiproton and says "No, discharge"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anti-charizard
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A proton and neutron break up...

An electron walks up to the proton and says, β€œHey! Stay positive!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munk-the-Man
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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My teacher told me protons have mass.

I didn't know protons were Catholic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwaysshitting
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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A proton walks into a hotel...

A proton walks into a hotel and the bellhop asked if he had any luggage. The proton relied, β€œNo, I’m traveling light. β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonathanbeaumont0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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My mom told my dad to come say something positive to me

I just had lost a tennis match and my dad promptly walks over, and looks me in the eyes and says "Protons." Then he walked away...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bzimmy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2015
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Earlier in science class...

Teacher:Ok class, today we will be learning about protons.

Class:...

Teacher: I know this seems boring, but learn to be like a proton and stay positive!

Class: cringe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches...(OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- Yeah, but it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/somethingwickednc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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So I was telling my dad about the new TRON movie...

And he says: "New TRON? As opposed to the pro TRON?" ^(neutron / proton )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NortySpock
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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Good Morning dadjoke

My dad used to wake me up by standing beside my bed and repeatedly saying, "Up and atom (at 'em). Up and proton. Up and electron. Up and molecule." Now he still does it when I'm home from college, and as I get harder to rouse, more subatomic particles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirAdmiral
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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Chem professor dropped this on our lecture...

See how the basic unit is a photon? It has the same '-on' ending as other basic units - like electron, neutron, proton. Now what's the basic unit of sociology?

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A pers-on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/486217935
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2014
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I can't find any evidence of this pun after some searches... (OC?)

Me- I meet an interesting person the other day

Her- Oh, ok?

Me- Turns out he runs a school

Her- Not too interesting so far...

Me- But it's a school for protons, neutrons and electrons

Her- umm, sorry, what?

Me- Yeah, but it's the Principal of the matter, you see?

eyeroll intensifies

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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