22 Hilarious Protein A Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?

No whey Jose!!

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👤︎ u/salex16

📅︎ Sep 12 2020

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Kid: It’s hot as hell in here. Dad, can get a protein shake?

Dad: There’s no whey in hell.

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👤︎ u/stchrysostom

📅︎ Sep 17 2020

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Every time I finish my jog, I like to eat a protein bar. Lately, though, I'm having trouble swallowing it

I hope it doesn't become a running gag

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👤︎ u/NoMoreTerritory

📅︎ Sep 21 2020

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There's a snack that's high in protein, fats, and fiber.

It's nuts!

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👤︎ u/icemage27

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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What do you call a type of protein that plays games?

Gluten tag

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👤︎ u/_Din_Djarin

📅︎ Jul 29 2020

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A friend told me a joke about RNA and proteins in another language

It got lost in translation.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed

📅︎ Aug 13 2020

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There is no whey I will do a protein joke.

Might get isolated

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👤︎ u/kishenoy

📅︎ Dec 28 2019

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What does the Mandalorian say when he offers you a protein drink?

This is the whey

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👤︎ u/boogerknows

📅︎ Dec 14 2019

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My gym buddy died of a protein overdose

He had whey too much.

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👤︎ u/joeproductdesign

📅︎ Sep 28 2019

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I once dreamed I was a sadomasochistic wheat protein...

I was a gluten for punishment!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Oct 12 2019

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I'm going to start a low carb, high fat and protein combined with martial arts diet

Aiketo

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👤︎ u/adopogi

📅︎ Oct 02 2019

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What is the opposite of a protein?

An amateur teen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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👤︎ u/kickypie

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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What does a bodybuilder say when he runs out of protein?

No whey!

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👤︎ u/Mistah-S

📅︎ Jun 05 2019

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My wife made a PB&J protein shake and asked what I thought. I suggested she add regular kitchen spices.

Then she could have peanut butter jelly thyme!

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👤︎ u/Aardvark1292

📅︎ Mar 07 2019

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Somebody offered me a protein shake

But I said no whey.

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👤︎ u/Oy-Law

📅︎ Feb 22 2019

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"Hey Garth, do you know that separating milk solids can yield a nutritious protein liquid?" "No way!"

"Whey!"

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik

📅︎ Mar 11 2018

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The Mexican instructor at the gym knew a lot about protein supplements.

So one day, I approached him and said,

"Jesus, show me the whey."

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Jan 05 2019

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I'd make a joke about using insect protein in bite-sized pancakes, but it would be a little flippant

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👤︎ u/Saguine

📅︎ Sep 06 2017

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My wife asked me to bring her home a protein shake.

I said "No whey"

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👤︎ u/philandy

📅︎ Feb 03 2018

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Hey baby, are you a protein shake?

Because I'd sure like to have my whey with you.

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👤︎ u/derpulia

📅︎ Feb 26 2015

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Got my friend with this a while ago and posted on r/Jokes, but I think it would be better appreciated here. So this friend really likes lifting, so when told me he ran out of protein powder I was surprised and said...

No Whey

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👤︎ u/IaintGotNoHistory

📅︎ Mar 17 2016

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What did the gym goer say to their trainer when asked if they'd consider switching to a protein powder supplement?

No whey!

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👤︎ u/Wings0fIcarus

📅︎ Dec 09 2016

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