What's the best way to protect yourself from a group of angry clowns?
Go for the juggler.
Have you heard about the groups of feline warriors that protects the immune system?
They call themselves the gang-lions.
Texted my family a post on the front page and my dad shot back with this. Should have seen it coming
So I'm a new dad, but I think I'm doing this dad joke thing right.
I'm a newly minted dad as of three months ago, but I've been practicing my dad jokes for years. In other words, I'm great at bad puns and face palming humor.
I gathered with a group of friends to see an old friend who we hadn't seen for a while. She was telling us about her new boyfriend. After saying that he was a cop, and also a culinary student I quickly quipped:
"So he really does Protect AND Serve."
Followed by a big new dad grin.
