What is the opposite of Progress?
You’re getting….a raw deal.
…the pro tells the rookie to tee off first so he can start to analyze his swing and come up with a lesson plan for the round. The first-timer tees it up, stands over the ball with his driver, and to the pro’s surprise, smashes the ball 375 yards with a slight draw tracking right for the hole. The pro stands there mouth agape, shocked.
The rookie notices the ball is headed towards the group in front of them and turns and says to the pro “hey what’s that thing you’re supposed to yell when the ball might hit someone else?”
The pro, still dumbfounded mutters “well it’s too late now”.
The rookie turns back towards the group ahead and shouts at the top of his lungs “WELL IT’S TOO LATE NOW!!!”
The pro replied: “your stance is too wide”.
Its logo is the hammer and chickle
Missouri loves company
The difference was striking.
...take away its tiny little brooms.
A timeless masters piece.
A PRO-Crastinator.
I guess I was the pile driver
A nuthugger
You'll get quacks in the pavement!
That took a lot of balls.
Because love means nothing to them.
You just pay the cover charge and they'll have you in stitches.
He called it the Pile Driver.
But now I'm all washed up.
his reply: what are they calling it, go amateur?
Sometimes I fumble when switching between chords on a guitar, but it’s just A Minor inconvenience.
Just a little extra and it could be a grand stand!
He didn't want to foursome.
Like "Isn't Google the worst search engine?"
He could beat the hell out of anyone!
Guess you could call me a hexpert
My father in law hurt his foot last week. We asked him if it has healed yet.
"Oh, it is 'healed', but it is not well, yet"
The groans in the room were deafening.
One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.
My MC name will be B-Ready.
https://twitter.com/HeymanHustle/status/477471573062844417
"Hey, how do you feel?"
"...With my hands"
