My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.

It’s pretty odd, I know.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Which prime number can go into 4?
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2017
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Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common.

The higher they are, the more spaced out they become.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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2 is a prime number against all odds.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Me and my friend stole a huge prime number.

After returning home, I said to him, "How the hell do we divide it?"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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An even number walks into a room full of primes and says, "Two can play this game."
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I read a book on prime numbers to my baby son....

...and I had his undivided attention.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theGuyInIT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2017
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When I heard of "23andme" I thought it was a love story between a man and a prime number.

Their love could not be divided.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timoteostewart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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today is the last day in the 21st century having consecutive prime numbers.

go on, you know you want to party like its 2099

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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"Nobody is ever going to find a prime number larger than me!" - Optimist Prime
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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Days are numbered
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackBleedingGray
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Why was six afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashpanda-5143
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Seven has "even" in it.

That's odd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dimer0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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[Warning]: 18+
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xjohnnyxleex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Nothing’s better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old

Those are the years you’re in your prime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Once upon a time in numberland, the numbers 3 and 5 were jealous of the number 2.

2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.

As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.

3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.

Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, β€œNow we are even.”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Why is 69 afraid of 70?

Because they once had a fight and 71.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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Pun with numbers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igknightor1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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This elevator is very odd.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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Cmon USA
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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I heard my teenager mumbling in her sleep. She kept repeating, "1,3,5,7,9"

Literally she can't even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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The USA turns 241 years old this July 4th...

... which means that it will go back to being indivisible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soxman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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I can't wait until I'm 37

I'll really be in my prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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You know what's really odd?

Numbers not divisible by two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FelixDeCat1969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2017
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4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.

2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Indivisible (X-post MURICA)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boba_Feta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2013
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We Need to Add PR, DC, and Guam as states.

53 is a Prime Number.

We then would truly be one nation, indivisible

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Number Party

There was a party in which all prime numbers were invited. But no.2 was feeling weird in that party because all the other numbers except him were quite odd.

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Age is but a number...

Today’s my 43rd birthday and I’m sitting st breakfast with my 8 year old. She is learning her multiplication tables and the concept of division.

Me: What numbers divide evenly into 43? Her: I’m not sure? Me: Can 43 be divided by 2?...Is it even? Her: No. Me: Correct! Since 43 is odd, we can say with confidence that it can’t be divided evenly by any even number! Can 43 be divided by 10?...Does it end in 0? Her: No. Me: Well, did you know that 43 can only be evenly divided by 1 and itself. This makes it a prime number. I guess being 43 means that I’m in my prime!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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You all know how 7 ate 9, right?

I suppose it was pretty obvious. 7 always was an odd number. Even 10 wasn’t shocked. 11 was all primed for the party, but when he factored in the whole situation, 12 split for (4) 3’s house.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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conversation with my daughter

My daughter and I had this conversation last night:

me: 67 is a prime number. I'm 67 years old. That means I'm in the prime of my life!

her: 67 is also an odd number, and you are odd.

me: all prime numbers are odd, except for two.

her: which two?

me: 2

I got her on that one! We laughed for a couple of minutes. I guess you're never too old for dad jokes. :)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2016
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2018
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My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she’s up to now.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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My ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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What did the even number say when it saw a room full of primes?

Two can play this game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I broke up with my college girlfriend because she was obsessed with finding the largest known prime number.

I wonder what she is up to now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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2 is a very unique number

It became prime against all odds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyPolice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.

The odds were against me.

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We need to add three more states to the United States of America

53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.

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