My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
I like to leave the volume on prime numbers only.
Itβs pretty odd, I know.
π︎ 4
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︎ May 09 2020
Which prime number can go into 4?
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︎ Nov 14 2017
Prime numbers and stoners have a lot in common.
The higher they are, the more spaced out they become.
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︎ Apr 16 2018
2 is a prime number against all odds.
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︎ Nov 05 2018
Me and my friend stole a huge prime number.
After returning home, I said to him, "How the hell do we divide it?"
π︎ 30
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︎ Feb 06 2019
An even number walks into a room full of primes and says, "Two can play this game."
π︎ 4
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I read a book on prime numbers to my baby son....
...and I had his undivided attention.
π︎ 503
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︎ Apr 16 2017
When I heard of "23andme" I thought it was a love story between a man and a prime number.
Their love could not be divided.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
today is the last day in the 21st century having consecutive prime numbers.
go on, you know you want to party like its 2099
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︎ Nov 13 2017
"Nobody is ever going to find a prime number larger than me!" - Optimist Prime
π︎ 3
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︎ Mar 30 2014
I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Days are numbered
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Why was six afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a prime number and I assume they can be very intimidating
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︎ Dec 01 2020
I was attacked by 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Seven has "even" in it.
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︎ Feb 14 2020
[Warning]: 18+
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︎ Oct 01 2019
Puns leave me numb. Mathematical puns leave me number.
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︎ Sep 02 2019
Nothingβs better than being 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19, 23, 29, 31, 37, 41, 43, 47, 53, 59, 61, 67, 71, 73, 79, 83, 89, or 97 years old
Those are the years youβre in your prime
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︎ Mar 06 2019
Once upon a time in numberland, the numbers 3 and 5 were jealous of the number 2.
2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.
As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.
3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2βs powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.
Looking at 2βs dead body, they said, βNow we are even.β
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︎ Sep 16 2020
Why is 69 afraid of 70?
Because they once had a fight and 71.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Pun with numbers
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︎ Sep 26 2018
This elevator is very odd.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Cmon USA
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︎ Jun 02 2019
I heard my teenager mumbling in her sleep. She kept repeating, "1,3,5,7,9"
Literally she can't even.
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︎ Jun 05 2018
The USA turns 241 years old this July 4th...
... which means that it will go back to being indivisible
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︎ Jun 23 2017
I can't wait until I'm 37
I'll really be in my prime.
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︎ Jan 19 2017
You know what's really odd?
Numbers not divisible by two
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︎ Jan 20 2017
4, 6, 8, and 9 were found murdered.
2,3,5, and 7 are considered to be prime suspects.
π︎ 28
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︎ Sep 05 2018
Indivisible (X-post MURICA)
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︎ Oct 22 2013
We Need to Add PR, DC, and Guam as states.
53 is a Prime Number.
We then would truly be one nation, indivisible
π︎ 25
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Number Party
There was a party in which all prime numbers were invited. But no.2 was feeling weird in that party because all the other numbers except him were quite odd.
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︎ Jun 13 2019
Age is but a number...
Todayβs my 43rd birthday and Iβm sitting st breakfast with my 8 year old. She is learning her multiplication tables and the concept of division.
Me: What numbers divide evenly into 43?
Her: Iβm not sure?
Me: Can 43 be divided by 2?...Is it even?
Her: No.
Me: Correct! Since 43 is odd, we can say with confidence that it canβt be divided evenly by any even number! Can 43 be divided by 10?...Does it end in 0?
Her: No.
Me: Well, did you know that 43 can only be evenly divided by 1 and itself. This makes it a prime number. I guess being 43 means that Iβm in my prime!
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︎ Nov 16 2018
You all know how 7 ate 9, right?
I suppose it was pretty obvious. 7 always was an odd number. Even 10 wasnβt shocked. 11 was all primed for the party, but when he factored in the whole situation, 12 split for (4) 3βs house.
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︎ Nov 01 2017
conversation with my daughter
My daughter and I had this conversation last night:
me: 67 is a prime number. I'm 67 years old. That means I'm in the prime of my life!
her: 67 is also an odd number, and you are odd.
me: all prime numbers are odd, except for two.
her: which two?
me: 2
I got her on that one! We laughed for a couple of minutes. I guess you're never too old for dad jokes. :)
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︎ Dec 11 2016
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I sometimes wonder what she is up to now.
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︎ Mar 04 2018
My college girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Oct 09 2019
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
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︎ Jul 01 2019
My girlfriend from college was obsessed with trying to find the largest known prime number.
I wonder what sheβs up to now.
π︎ 2
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︎ Sep 09 2019
My ex girlfriend was obsessed with discovering the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
What did the even number say when it saw a room full of primes?
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︎ Mar 07 2019
I broke up with my college girlfriend because she was obsessed with finding the largest known prime number.
I wonder what she is up to now.
π︎ 59
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︎ Nov 08 2018
2 is a very unique number
It became prime against all odds.
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︎ Sep 21 2018
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9.
The odds were against me.
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︎ Oct 22 2016
We need to add three more states to the United States of America
53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.
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︎ May 18 2017
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