In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
I’m voting for the Rock for president..
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
Who is the most open-minded president?
Was your waist the 16th president of the United States?
...cause those hips don’t lie
If Kanye becomes president, how long till we’re celebrating Yeezster instead?
Have you heard the news that Liberty University is suing the founder’s son and former university president?
That Jerry doesn’t Fall Well.
I tried running for the president
I've always wanted to be the US President like my dad
He too always wanted to be the US President
What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?
Have you ever wandered why it takes the President so long to complete a sentence when he speaks?
I guess he’s just Biden his time.
Why does the president stop at the traffic light?
Because he's a Law A 'Biden' citizen
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president
Because I am washing-a-ton
What’s the president of Morocco’s name?
What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
You don’t know what you’re missing
Why did the President wait for the senators?
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
They didn't like the President's breath.
So they gave him peach mints.
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
A president getting impeached twice?
That really trumps all the rest.
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
Why hasn’t Joe ran for president before?
American president
Why is the new President so old?
Hes been Biden his time
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