Presevo Valley Puns

Përshëndetje r/Kosovo!

Yep, it's another outsider asking why the proposed land swap with Serbia is hailed as a no no.

I mean, I'm not completely ignorant about the issues with Serbia (I'm an Italian Balkan from Trieste after all) but I can't get around why the idea (and or its variant) is a no no for much of the public and Vetevendosje.

To me it seems like a good way to break the impasse on which Kosovo finds itself.

Sorry if I go bullet point here, but it helps me getting things straight:

1. The northern municipalities with Serbian majority go to Serbia > Kosovo gets rid of an area which has clearly shown not to want to be a part of an Albanian majority state.

2. Kosovo gets the Presevo Valley wich is majority Albanian

3. Serbia grants minority rights to the Albanian population left in its territory (Kosovo already does it)

4. Serbia recognizes Kosovo's independence

5. Both countries can now potentially join the EU

6. Kosovo can now legally (and not just de facto) unite with Albania if it wishes to do so.

Why would such an settlement be a no deal?

Don't get me wrong: I think that Serbia's claim to Kosovo, with all that happened is completely delusional.

But if Kosovo is to break this stalemate, it seems to me, there are two feasible options:

• Kosovo strikes a similar deal with Serbia

• Kosovo unilaterally joins Albania (but that would seriously impact Albania ability to join the EU)

Hope I don't hurt anyone's feelings: I just want to understand.

Faleminderit

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

There hasn't been a post all year!

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)