Potente Puns

A list of puns related to "Potente"

Recent studies conducted from the university of anthropology in California, have shown that an indigenous tribe were very potent seafarers, who raided the coasts of southwestern US

They were the Eye-Patchy pirates...

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👤︎ u/Kiceres
📅︎ Jun 04 2022
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My dad is cooking some potent smelling chicken...

Mom: > Can you please put on the vent?

Dad: > I'm more of a pants kind of guy, but if you really want me to...

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👤︎ u/-hellokitty
📅︎ Dec 03 2013
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A guy is sitting on his couch bored.

He decides he wants to spice up his day and call his dealer. He asks his dealer, "hey, do you have anything new I haven't tried?" His dealer responds, "I just got some new weed named after old cartoon characters! It's some potent stuff!" The guy accepts this and meets up with the dealer. When he gets back home, he goes to roll a joint and finds that it just doesn't want to stay rolled and keeps coming apart. Frustrated, he calls the dealer back. "This shit just won't stay rolled! What did you sell me?" The dealer responds, "that's just how the scooby doobie do!"

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👤︎ u/ahh-potatoes
📅︎ Feb 04 2021
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