One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...
I said, "whatever boats your float."
Not sure if this falls into the "Dad joke" category exactly, but...
In my high school sociology class we were talking about the sociology of death and aging, and I think I'd already cracked one joke during that class period (can't remember since this was over 2 years ago), but then the topic changed to cemeteries.
"Man, this is a really grave situation", I said.
The teacher chucked a small pool noodle at me. (I was sitting in the front row and had already said at least on bad joke so I probably had it coming lol)
Edit: I should clarify that the pool noodle didn't even make it 3/4 of the way to my desk
