Why did the pony have a sore throat?
Because it was a little horse.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Did I tell you about the time I ran into a pony at a bar?
He didn't say much though β he was a little horse.
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︎ Dec 09 2020
"Daddy, is my pony sick?"
"No sweetie, She's just a little horse."
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Did you hear about the guy who couldnβt stop making pony noises?
His voice is a little horse now.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?
Because he felt like he was a little horse.
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︎ Nov 23 2020
A pony goes to the Doctor ...
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.
Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.
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︎ May 31 2020
A pony walks into a tavern...
He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.
Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"
Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."
The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.
Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."
Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."
Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."
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︎ Apr 01 2020
How do ponies communicate with each other?
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︎ Jul 22 2019
A pony always fails opera auditions...
...because she's always a little horse.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
I thought the pony was speechless, turns out he was just a little hoarse
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Why did the Pony go to the vet?
He was a little hoarse!
Update: Iβm very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.
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︎ Dec 08 2019
Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Two ponies are having a conversation. One coughs and says to the other
Sorry. Iβm a little hoarse
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︎ Sep 10 2019
My son asked why the pony sounded so weird
I told him it was a little hoarse
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Pony Piano
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
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︎ Jun 09 2019
Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?
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︎ Apr 20 2018
A Shetland pony walks into a bar...
He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.
"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"
"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."
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︎ Mar 28 2019
How do you deliver ponies?
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︎ Feb 08 2019
What do you call it when a pony jumps from rooftop to rooftop?
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︎ Nov 21 2018
Told my daughter I was Fluttershy (My Little Pony)
She said that I had too deep of a voice to be Fluttershy.
I said, "Sorry, I'm just a little horse."
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︎ May 14 2016
I was starting to get concerned that my pony was having trouble neighing
Then I realized itβs probably because heβs just a little hoarse
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︎ Jun 24 2018
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?
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︎ May 23 2020
Why did the pony have to gargle?
Because he was a little horse.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
My voice is pony
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︎ Feb 29 2020
Why couldnβt the pony sing?
Because he was a little horse.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?
A: Because He Was A Little Horse!
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
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︎ Nov 08 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Sep 05 2019
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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︎ Oct 04 2019
Did you hear that the pony was sick today?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Why did the farmer give the pony some water?
It was a sounding a little horse.
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︎ Jul 02 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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︎ Dec 09 2018
If you found a pony with a sore throat
Would you say it was a little hoarse
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︎ Mar 09 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Apr 12 2019
What do you call a pony with a cough?
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︎ Apr 28 2019
What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Why didn't the pony talk much?
Because it was a little horse
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︎ Dec 26 2018
Did you hear about the pony that couldn't neigh?
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︎ Oct 08 2018
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