What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little horse.

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If you keep shouting you might get a pony.

You might get a little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/onrv
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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Did I tell you about the time I ran into a pony at a bar?

He didn't say much though — he was a little horse.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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Why did the pony have a sore throat?

Because it was a little horse.

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📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t stop making pony noises?

His voice is a little horse now.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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"Daddy, is my pony sick?"

"No sweetie, She's just a little horse."

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Dec 13 2020
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Why did the pony ask for a glass of water?

Because he felt like he was a little horse.

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👤︎ u/schoonerw
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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A pony goes to the Doctor ...
  • What brings you here today?

  • I'm just a little hoarse.

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📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Last weekend I had tickets to go see Timmy, the Yodeling Shetland Pony.

Unfortunately, Timmy has to cancel. He was a little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/tsuggitt
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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I'm sorry but you can't ride your pony today it has a throat infection.

It's a little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/Datolite7
📅︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call a story about a small horse?

A pony tale!

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📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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A pony walks into a tavern...

He walks over to the bar and sits down with a heavy sigh.

Bartender: "Hey buddy, why the long fa-"

Pony: "Cut the shit. We've all heard that one. Glass of scotch. Warm. No ice."

The bartender hastily complies and the pony promptly downs it in a single shot.

Pony: "Ahhh I needed that."

Bartender: "Imagine so. You look like you've had a long day."

Pony: "Nah. I'm just a little hoarse."

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📅︎ Apr 01 2020
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How do ponies communicate with each other?

Horse code.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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A pony always fails opera auditions...

...because she's always a little horse.

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📅︎ Oct 05 2019
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I thought the pony was speechless, turns out he was just a little hoarse
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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Why did the Pony go to the vet?

He was a little hoarse!

Update: I’m very sad to announce that he has been diagnosed with hay fever. Please send him your best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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📅︎ Dec 08 2019
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Why wasn't the pony able to sing his solo at choir practice?

He was a little horse

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📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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Two ponies are having a conversation. One coughs and says to the other

Sorry. I’m a little hoarse

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📅︎ Sep 10 2019
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My son asked why the pony sounded so weird

I told him it was a little hoarse

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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...

I guess they'd have to mullet over.

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📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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Why couldn't the pony neigh very loud?

It was a little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/Oliludeea
📅︎ Apr 20 2018
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Pony Piano

A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."

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📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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How do you deliver ponies?

Pony express

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📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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A Shetland pony walks into a bar...

He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.

"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"

"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."

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👤︎ u/Rohaq
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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My little Pony

Why could the little pony not talk...?

Because he was a little hoarse...

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👤︎ u/LostBoyNav
📅︎ Feb 18 2021
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the Shetland pony with a cold?

He was a little hoarse.

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📅︎ May 23 2020
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Why did the pony have to gargle?

Because he was a little horse.

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👤︎ u/BladeSides
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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My voice is pony

You know a little horse

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📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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Why couldn’t the pony sing?

Because he was a little horse.

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📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Q: Why Did The Pony Ask For A Glass Of Water?

A: Because He Was A Little Horse!

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📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse.

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👤︎ u/Raclex
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little hoarse

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👤︎ u/Kvervandi-
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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Did you hear that the pony was sick today?

He was a little horse.

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📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse!
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👤︎ u/ruchi565
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A lil 'hoarse'

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📅︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A Little Hoarse.
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📅︎ Dec 09 2018
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why did the farmer give the pony some water?

It was a sounding a little horse.

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📅︎ Jul 02 2019
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If you found a pony with a sore throat

Would you say it was a little hoarse

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📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?

A little horse

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👤︎ u/burtman72
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse

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