A list of puns related to "Polyglot Persistence"
I know large companies use multiple types of databases to fulfill their needs, but i'm still trying to wrap my head around what that actually means in execution. Would it be something like the following?
A user is stored in a RDBMS. This table consists of a key, and any foreign key relations. This key references an entry in a document database which contains all the actual info for the user. When trying to get info one would first query the RDBMS for the ID, then query the document db to get the actual data.
Is it something like this or am I way off?
Heyo, all! I'm very excited to announce the release of PolyGlot 3.5! For anyone unfamiliar, PolyGlot is a spoken free/open source language creation suite that I work on in my spare time for all major OSes. Details and download links below! (I'll be monitoring this post for folks with questions or who need help this weekend as a heads up)
This is a massive release! First, I want to give a huge shout out to TrapinchO over on GitHub, who gave an enormous amount of help with testing, and just has killer ideas in general! 3.5 includes a long list of upgrades and bug fixes. This also represents a significant step toward an Android release of PolyGlot, which has been much requested and a long time coming.
Among the most exciting upgrades are the complete integration of the Zompist word generator (algorithm and original design by Mark Rosenfelder there), a complete overhaul of how graphics are painted (no more CPU fans going nuts), a revamped lexicon look (local language synonyms now displayed in the list by their conword counterparts), automatic syllable composition when generating pronunciations, and many, many quality of life improvements (full list below). And that is on top of a ton of bug fixes!
Download: https://draquet.github.io/PolyGlot/
Github Page: https://github.com/DraqueT/PolyGlot
Check Language upgrade
PDF printing now accepts/uses local language font
If present, romanized forms of words will export to Excel
Tooltips now automatically format in a way that is much nicer to look at
Font compatibility in PDF printing significantly improved
Reworked printing of word class values to PDF
PolyGlot now handles the awfulness that is the Windows Fonts folder correctly
Startup time reduced
Upgraded combobox displays
From Qu'o - http://montalk.net/timelateral.pdf
> The situation about which we speak is this: as we have said before, the planetary population is made up not only of those entities who are native to your planet. For the most part and for the great majority, your planetary population [consists] of those who have been imported from other failed third-density planetary cycles. Many of those upon your planet, then, are those who have either destroyed their planet completely through acts of war using advanced technology or are those who have for one reason or another been unable to finish out their normal cycles upon their native earths. Therefore, you have adopted each other as a kind of mixed bag, shall we say, of many differing planetary origins. This means that you have the attempt to integrate many differing subconscious or archetypical systems of looking at and structuring information. You do not have a homogeneous population. You have a population that has enormous difficulty in communicating because of the great variety of those groups, speaking in terms of planetary origins, among its tribe.
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
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