Peyton Puns

A list of puns related to "Peyton"

A report just came out that Peyton Manning’s forehead has grown even more since he retired from the NFL

It’s Nationwide now

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👤︎ u/squadly_santana
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Got dad joked by my professor today...

Professor: drops quarter on the ground in front of student "hey can I get my Peyton manning?"

Student: "what?"

Professor: "yeah my quarterback"

class groans and cringes

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👤︎ u/The_RagingCaucasian
📅︎ Jan 22 2015
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Pulled this one out of my hat during the superbowl.

Brother: "When did the Broncos get Peyton Manning?"

Dad: "Oh, I don't know. He left the Colts a while ago."

Me: "I guess he just decided to grow up."

Dad: "That's my boy."

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👤︎ u/ImperialScoutTrooper
📅︎ Feb 04 2014
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