It looks like the longer the long edges are, the longer the short edges are, but I can't seem to find the ratio to follow [if there is one].
If there isn't, then one of you lovely people derive a nice, round ratio for an adequate measure of the long vs. short edge?
Soda Soda no mi is a paramecia type devil fruit that gives the user the ability to transform and manipulate into any soda product making them a Sodasapien. When awakened the user can turn everything and anything around them into any product of Soda. Fire can turn users into a soda sludge, ice can freeze users. the user is immune to all types of attacks. The design of the Soda Soda no mi is a red pentagonal trapezohedron with a stem green stem that's shaped like a cone with spikes at the bottom. There is no user of the Soda Soda no mi. (This is my first time on this sub reddit so please excuse some mess ups)
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Or more precisely “Why do Beacons have this shape?”
You will probably feel like I’m waffling on and on in a demeaning fingerrhea (or hare-brained ideas) but the concepts behind the beacons are too interesting not to have a long presentation about ideas they convey and their implementation in the general D&D “structure”.
If you think this is a pompous or useless blah-blah, or is something you already get, I apologize.
As nerdy as this discussion is, just sit back for a while and contemplate our sky just to enthrall, wonder and wander about endless possibilities.
NB: I could have indicated [Spoilers C2E13] but I’d rather be safe than sorry, so I’m encompassing the latest references of this strange object, as well as those in the Explorer’s Guide to Wildemount [EGtW].
So, why do Beacons have this shape?
Honestly, I don’t know, the following speculations are purely hypothetical.
The “original” Beacon, found by the Mighty Nein (around E12-13), was described as a “clutching a cannonball-sized, twelve-sided dodecahedron shape, [… with] a handle on each side […] emitting a dull undulating grey glow.”
Throughout the campaign, the Beacon have had a central place, serving as a MacGuffin as well as a practical devise. The Mighty Nein have learned that there are numerous Beacons, at least 5 at the moment, and that they are the reason as well as the aim of the Kryn Dynasty belief and societal system.
The Kryn Dynasty
I’ve always been extremely doubtful about the Kryn Dynasty interpretation of the Dodecahedron / Beacon (I mean of course I’m doubtful, it’s a game, but bear with me). I thought that it served too well the Dynasty’s interests and myth (of course it would, it’s their take on it) and was (were?) created by individual(s) in Exandria (to my mind, Halas most likely, I’ve opened a thread about it around E111).
The Dynasty conceptualized the Beacons as the Luxon, a deity that is/was “a colossal, shapeless body of impossibly bright light, like a burning star”, and represented it in dodecahedrons, symbol of the Dynasty’s faith. It’s described more extensively in the EGtW, p.32.
As I’ve said, the object seems to have a central place in the Wildemount campaign, but also in the official product the EGtW. It appears in its title page and cover between the Bright Queen Leylas Kryn and King Bertrand
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“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
Mentos
(I will see myself out)
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
But let me give it a shot.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
He’s the new temp.
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
