Clairvoyance...

To wife and her friend yesterday: "I can tell the future, know how?" (In I-have-a-stupid-joke-voice),,,,pause..."I have six cents"...pulling out a nickel and a penny from my pocket. Wait, it gets better worse: pulled out a piece of paper with the word groan on it.

Sometimes you have to set things up.

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My mom got me on this one about Shakespeare.

I was writing a paper about the Baroque era and asked my mom who passed by if Shakespeare was considered to be Baroque. She replied "I don't know, but he might not have had a penny to his name!"

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