Penicillins Puns

A list of puns related to "Penicillins"

Did you hear all the kids are taking penicillin to parties?

Turns out it's a fun guy

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👤︎ u/Oscote_
📅︎ May 31 2021
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What do you give a girl who has everything?

Penicillin. This gem is courtesy of my English teacher.

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👤︎ u/edgwardoe
📅︎ Oct 09 2013
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The nurse called me and said, “Under ‘medical history’, we were hoping for something specific to you...”

You wrote down “Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928.”

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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What do you give the girl who has everything?

Answer: Penicillin...

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👤︎ u/EngineerBill
📅︎ Jul 20 2013
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