Just a suggestion: Go see Mr. Peabody & Sherman

The film is chock-full of dad jokes (mostly puns). Things like "Marie Antoinette can't have her cake and edict too", "That was disarming" (after the kid rips off a mummy's arm), "She's in denial" (spoken when the girl is in ancient Egypt), etc. The relationship between Mr. Peabody and the boy Sherman is an adoptive one, so the dad element takes center stage.

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👤︎ u/Yarjka
📅︎ Mar 10 2014
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Me and my recliner....

.....go way back.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 23 2022
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A bear is riding a bike in the woods

when he passes a man who notices him and yells:

"What the heck?! Bears don't know how to ride bikes!

The bear replies: "oh right, i forgot!" and tips over.

My uncle used to tell me this joke as a kid and it took me a while to understand the tiny but valuable lesson behind it.

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