The man who invented auto correct has passed away...

Restaurant in peace..

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/albasolo
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I keep forgetting that Tom Petty passed away and it makes me sad

He don’t come around here no more

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/theichel24
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Sad news. The man who invented predictive text has passed away.

May he rust in piss.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RambuDev
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The creator of Mad Libs passed away

His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Imnotarobot12764
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My uncle just passed away from accidentally drinking wood varnish

It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SparkleFritz
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Before he passed away, my grandfather said, β€œHere are three words that would help open a lot of doors for you.”

Push and Pull.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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My friend with a lisp passed away.

He'll be miffed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1963Jan
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I passed a guy giving away watches on the street.

He must have a lot of free time on his hands.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29 2020
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The inventor of the throat lozenge passed away!

There’s no cough-in at his funeral.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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What's a dad joke that passed away?

A dead joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tightheadband
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02 2020
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My mate Gav sadly passed away this morning. Doctors say it was severe heart burn.

Cannot believe Gaviscon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/schwifty98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2019
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[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aaaaaidan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2020
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I found out my wife's hair stylist passed away, she asked me what happened.

She dyed.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SupernintendoChlmers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29 2020
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Bruce Willis unfortunately passed away this morning.

Due to it being in the morning, he died hard.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FannyH8r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2019
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My dad passed away last year because my family didn't know blood type in time for the doctors to do a transfusion.

As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/julp04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2019
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My mate Gavin passed away from heart burn last week.

Still can’t believe Gaviscon

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lumgi01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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My dad's response when I told him Eddie Money passed away (x-post)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nervy_Niffler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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Unfortunately my father passed away because we couldn’t figure out his blood type

His last words were β€œbe positive”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nocentssub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2020
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Papa John from Papa John Pizza just passed away last night.

Now he's a pizza history

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ReksaiMo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2020
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My friend passed away after drinking an out of date coffee...

I just hope it was instant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chrislaker92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2019
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My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.

Now I have a nickel-less cage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2018
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The local auctioneer has passed away.

He was somewhere around 30, 35? 35, 40.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07 2018
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Recently, my father passed away in the hospital. He had a cardiac problem, and we needed to perform a blood transfusion in order to save him. Unfortunately, none of us knew his blood type.

As he was dying, he kept telling us to "be positive," but it's incredibly hard to without him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImprovedBore
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2019
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A chef recently passed away very sad

He ran out of thyme unfortunately

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SHIL_Elijah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2019
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The man that created Velcro has passed away.

RIP

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rover-II
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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My father passed away in December. Here's one of his favorites.

Every time we had cornbread for dinner he would say, "pi r squared? Pie are not squared, pie are round. Cornbread are squared."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Waveling
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This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.

Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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A South Korean friend of mine passed away recently..

May his Seoul rest in peace.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04 2019
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The inventor of fairy bread passed away yesterday. Hundreds and thousands attended his funeral.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The-PoLIcA-is-Coming
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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My grandma passed away yesterday

So I went back and showed her the way.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_Make_DadJokes
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What did Grandfather say before he passed Away?

"Hey, I know a great little restaurant called "Away." It's up here on the left."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lawnmowerbear
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01 2018
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The man who invented autocorrect has passed away

His family will be holding a private funfair necks monkey

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red498cp_
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The inventor of the Hula hoop passed away.

From his obituary, I learned he was quite famous in certain circles.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2018
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My Serbian friend Novi’s wife recently passed away.

now Novi Sad.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R4R03B
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03 2018
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My grandfather passed away before he could complete his collection of stuffed marshland birds.

He died with no egrets.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2018
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A dear friend of mine passed away recently. He asked that we spread his cremated ashes in the big fountain in the town square.

He will be mist.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mandatory_Attribute
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2019
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The guy who invented auto-correct passed away today.

Restaurant in peace

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/avianthon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28 2020
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When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it...

The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.

Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.

He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2019
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My friend passed away at the hospital today when we couldn't remember his blood type...

He kept saying "be positive" before he died but it's hard without him.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RottenMind62
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2018
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My father passed away

I guess it was his DEAD joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shameless_Duck
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2019
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The man who invented autocorrect has sadly passed away.

The funfair is nest work.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnnydarko-
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