Because pupils dilate...
But it's actually vision, because your pupils dilate.
But not if you die late.
“I’m Siri” “Hi Siri, I’m dead”
He's being berried on Friday.
Heptagon said, “Nonagon?”
See you on the otter side
Will they have cremation or a cranberrial ?
Gav is gone.
May he restaurant in peace.
... he left me his prosthetic arm.
It was the best hand me down I ever received.
R.I.P Tom Bola
RIP Larry Tessler, the UI designer that created Cut, Copy, and Paste, died age 74
He was struck and killed by a …… new car !!
A funny thing when he was being placed in his coffin… they put his left leg in … and that’s when the trouble started.
... I still can't believe Gav is gone.
I’m sure her family will get a lot of touching letters.
His funeral will be held somewhere up the road, second or third turning on the right.
He don’t come around here no more
Push and Pull.
Restaurant in peace..
May he rust in piss.
It was a sad way to go, but a beautiful finish.
His friends described him as a round and pulpy man who loved his wife and penguins. He will be deeply pooped.
He must have a lot of free time on his hands.
There’s no cough-in at his funeral.
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
Cannot believe Gaviscon
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
She dyed.
As he was dying he kept saying "be positive" but it's hard without him.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
Now I have a nickel-less cage.
He was somewhere around 30, 35? 35, 40.
I just hope it was instant.
His last words were “be positive”
Restaurant in peace
The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave.
Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."
He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."
So the magistrate kept listening, "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate.
He stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
