Need Theme Park related puns

Myself and a friend are making a mini action film on GTA V. When I edit it, Iโ€™m planning on involving some voiceover but I need a pun for the final kill on the rollercoaster. Any suggestions ?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StickyWeeee9068
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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There's a scarcity of parking space in our vicinity but our premises are relatively big. So, I regularly help nearby companies by offering them a space for their cars on our grounds.

I allot a lot a lot.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/unlucky_genius
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 16 2018
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Shopping with Dad

Black Friday shopping with my dad and we make a trip out to the car to drop off our bags. There must have been no other parking spots left because as we were unloading, a car pulls up and asks us, "Are you two going out?" My dad replies, "No, we're related."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/andrea_burrito
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 04 2013
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So this is a pretty long joke...

So there were these two high schoolers, both madly in love. they were like the most well known couple around the school. so a couple months go by after they've began dating and they both see a flier in the hallway. it talks about the up coming school dance which is taking place next week. so naturally, the guy asks the girl to come with him. she says yes and the planing begins. he gets home that night and surfs the entire web for a relatively cheap limo company with still have decent amenities. after ordering that, he heads off to the local tailor and gets a suit made for in his girlfriends favourite colour, blue. then the week passes and he preparing to go and pick her up, so he picks up the flowers he bought her earlier that day and heads out to the now parked limo. he gets in and orders the driver to her house. he gets there and gives her the flowers. they go out for dinner at a very fancy place, him paying for everything. they both finally get to the school hall and head in to see all their friends. they have a wonderful night, dancing, having photos taken, they both really just enjoyed themselves. they even got elected prom king and queen! so the night is coming to an end and they both decide to sit down and have a rest. the girls feeling a bit thirsty so the guy heads over to the refreshments table to get her a drink. it's pretty quite there as in this joke, there isnt a punchline. ( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RustyTyrant
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