PADOVAN = 65 = BABALON
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2 aa, l
2 aa, l
3 aaa, al, w
4 aaaa, wa, h
5 ah, ha, ALL, s
7 ASA, A LAW, WA LA, O
9 SAW, WAS, LO, K
12 LOW, SO, SAD, GA, OWL, R
16 AY, YA, ALSO A, WAR, HOWL, J
21 AB, WAS SAD, AND, DNA, NO, GOAL, SAY, ON, M
28 HOW SHALL, IS, WORD, DARK, HOLY, MAD, RAY, WE, FALLS
37 A SUN, A MAN, A MASK, AS SHADOWS, ART, SONG, SHALL SLAY
49 MOON, MARY, ROSE, EROS, A CHILD, FLOCK, KEY
65 BABALON, GNOSIS, PADOVAN, ORACLES, LEAH'S WORD, TWO SONS, WINE
86 CHORONZON, THRONE, HOLY HOUSE, IS DRUNK, FILTHY, MERCY, FLUTE
114 THE LOVERS, AND ILLUSION, HORNED ONE, AND HIS SEED, CHOSEN ONE, ANOINTED
151 BABALON CHORONZON, HOLY TEMPLE, A PRIESTESS, FORMS THE WORLDS
200 MANIFESTATION, A FEAST FOR LIFE, ADONAI DELIGHTETH, IT IS WRITTEN, PAIN OF DIVISION
265 EDGE OF THE WILDERNESS, ENOUGH TO HEAR THE BIRD, LIFE LOVE FORCE FANTASY, TUNED INSTRUMENT, BABALON MANIFESTATION
351 AND FAR INTO A LAND OF PESTILENCE, AND I SAW THE HORROR OF THE FUTURE
465 LAY THY DUST IN THE CITY OF THE PYRAMIDS, SACRED VESSEL OF OUR LADY THE SCARLET WOMAN BABALON
616 I SMITE THE WHOLE WORLD IS BROKEN UP INTO A MIGHTY WIND, THE BIRDS OF THE AIR SHALL FEAST UPON THY FLESH AND BONES
816 THE BONDS OF SPACE AND TIME MY LOVE IS SPLIT AMONG THEM THAT LOVE NOT LOVE
1081 IT BE KNOWN THEREFORE UNTO HADIT AND UNTO NUIT BE THE GLORY IN THE END AND THE BEGINNING
1432 THE VAST AND THE MINUTE ALL THE BRIGHT AND THE DARK HAVE MITIGATED THE BRILLIANCE OF MINE UNUTTERABLE SPLENDOUR IN MY HAND
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
