Every Zodiac sign has it’s own significant hairstyle
I think it's time I stopped grinding my own cheese.
Why can a bicycle stand on its own?
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 350 aboard
I'm building my own guitar, but every time I look at the wood I've bought for it, I get overwhelmed by anxiety about how it will turn out.
I shouldn't have started with the fretboard.
Why did the spider just mind it's own business making a web?
To make sure I wasn't being bugged
What do you call it when an inmate takes his own mugshot?
My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.
Someone pointed out my own comment I didn't get it at first.
U/JBJorr said this in a comment but I thought it deserved its own post “ I pulled a small prank on the elevator
How many cats does a IT person own?
I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
My invention was amazing! After many many attempts, I finally got a two-wheeled vehicle to stand on its own!
I guess tri, tri again is the way.
Do you know why Aldi’s doesn’t sell its own brand of nuts?
Because it’s would be called Aldi’s Nuts
I used to own a Subaru. I never should’ve gotten rid of it.
What is it called when a bug ends its own life?
I went out the garden this afternoon and got sunburnt. It was my own fault...
Someone own a pencil that used to be owned by William Shakespeare, but he chewed it a lot.
Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
I own the world worst theasaurous. Not only is it awful...
It's been a lifelong dream of mine to live in a house with my own clone. But the science has just come out that most people would hate dealing with someone identical to them.
I just don't think I can live with myself after hearing that.
Today I learned that the band Nirvana sold its own brand of gum.
It was called Smells Like Green Spearmint.
I made my own elevator but it makes me mad when people select a floor.
That really pushes my buttons.
It is a grave mistake to go to your own funeral.
Gonna brew and market my own beer, and call it “Responsibly.”
Advertising slogan will be a doddle: “Please drink Responsibly.”
Why can't bicycles stand on its own?
A girl I’m dating owns a bakery and works long hours. I don’t think it’s going to work out.
You really gotta hand it to short people, because they can't reach it on their own.
I just had to cut my own hair and I'm not really happy with it...
I cut my own hair for the first time the other day. At first, I thought I did a poor job of it...
...but it's really starting to grow on me.
Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own?
Because it was two-tired.
Classic
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
My bike won't stand on it's own.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
BREAKING: Iran has struck its own submarine with an underwater torpedo in the Persian Gulf, killing all 354 aboard
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
Why couldn't the bike stand on its own?
Because it was two tired!
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
Why can’t the bike stand on its own?
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