While rowing a canoe and it overturns....

You can always wear it on your head, because it is capsized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2022
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A lorry carrying hair restoring cream has overturned on the M1.

Police are combing the area.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2021
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Took my kayak down to the pond buy it was only calf deep. I had a big decision to make.

Row Vs Wade

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeaVinylGod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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Did you hear that the court overturned the alcohol levy on a technicality?

Apparently they did not like the syntax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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An ice-cream van overturned in our road....

Avoid the area, as it has all been coned off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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A truck overturned this morning spilling cabbage all over the highway.

It was horrific! I slaw it happen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dogtarget
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A Vicks VapoRub truck overturned on the freeway this morning.

Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...

But that's just my own To Pence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Drunk driver overturned his van on road carrying snooker equipment.

Police says he is under a-rest and there is cues a mile long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...

Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.

My father always said I lack conviction.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I overheard someone saying that a truck carrying Scrabble games overturned on route.

At least that’s the word on the street.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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A lorry carrying LEGO bricks overturned on the motorway.

The police say they don't know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2018
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An 18-wheeler filled with Vicks Vaporub overturned on the highway today.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skydivinghuman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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Did you hear about the truckload of pickles that overturned on the highway...

I dunno what the dill is... details are sketchy. I relish any comments with more info about this incident.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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If they do the presidential recount and overturn the decision...

That would really be an unpresidented event.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Modna
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2016
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Hey, did you hear about the semi that overturned and spilled all the rolling chairs onto the highway for several miles?

It was a widespread case of loose stools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lameoldperson
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2017
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In June there was a Supreme Court ruling that overturned a Department of Agriculture policy in which raisins were seized from farmers in order to maintain high prices. An appeal case was suggested that would mandate compensation for farmers who forfeited their raisins

Clarence Thomas, in response, said an appeal would be "a fruitless exercise"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dude108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2015
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Did you hear about the man who slipped on a banana and sued?

He won the trial but got overturned on a peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pauls2theWall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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A short story

John Deavensmit was not having a good time. After an incident involving a coffee spill, he'd been sued for $50 million, and somehow the jury had ruled against him. There was no way he could pay that much money; he'd go bankrupt.

Naturally, he filed for an appeal, but the winner of the case was already beginning to hound him for money, hoping to get at least something before the judgement was overturned. John was nearly at his wit's end before he found an unusual package in his mailbox.

It was from a couple of his friends, who all went on to law school when John left to create a startup. They'd all been very successful, and had gone on to be justices at various levels, from courts in a small county in Wisconsin all the way to the Supreme Court. When he opened it up, he was surprised to see an ink drawing of a thick wooden stick. It was signed by his friends, and accompanied by a note:

> Hey John, > > We're sorry to hear about your loss in court last month. We met up at a judge conference in the Davison Center, and we thought that we'd do something special for you. We met up in the Grapefruit Room and all worked together to draw this. We hope you enjoy it! > > Your friends

Now, John had been to D.C. a few times, and knew about the Davison Centre. It was renowned for its very offbeat architecture. The Grapefruit Room was one of the weirdest: it had been constructed by taking a world-record grapefruit, carving out the flesh, and preserving the rind. The result was a walk-in fruit, and it always smelled of citrus.

It took John a while to work out the significance of the gift, but when he realized it, he was overjoyed. His good friends had seen fit to grant him a stave judge-men penned in a peel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scshunt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2012
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A truck carrying Vicks vapor rub overturned on the highway.

Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.

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