Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"

Me: "No it doesn't".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/listerjed1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvz32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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In honor of former president Donald J. Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handleton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notlikelyevil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?

It got wrapped up in appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OracleOfWherever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I got canned from a Orange juice factory...

Just couldn't concentrate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Yesterday I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda.

It's just fanta-sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.

Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments

That’s just unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda

That's my fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_OrangeJu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda

Turns out it was just a Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What rhymes with orange

Sorry no it doesn’t I thought it did.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Orange you glad it’s fall??

Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-constant-beat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Two oranges were sitting at a bar

One says to the other "Your round"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

It was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"

The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cryingstlfan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What is orange and yells β€˜I’m an orange, I’m an orange!’?

A tangerine with a superiority complex.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My pal used to think he was a chocolate orange....

So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,

he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agsederq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.

That's my Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Orange Crushed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimmyg123_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Frank: ...girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.

Jane Spencer: Goodyear? Frank: No, the worst. (Courtesy of Naked Gun)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shumumazzu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What’s Orange and Lies Constantly?

An abandoned basketball, but I like where your head’s at.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xeper-Institute
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I red a book about colors...

it blue me away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fdaas403
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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My friend who worked at an orange soda factory said they had small boats in thier factory

I heard they go sailing on the hi-c's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Are oranges born to be juiced?

... Or will they only do it when they are under pressure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forstuvetankel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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My doctor recommended exercise to slim down as well as some orange juice for vitamins

It’s the weight and c approach I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What i orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GobAteMyHamster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't, "what" sounds nothing like "orange"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?

They are both a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrjaxson1111
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whitoreo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press conference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn't!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.

It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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what rhymes with orange

no it doesn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ineedapapaya
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snapdragon095
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot

A carrot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gilthechillpill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Son, What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. Hahaha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda

It was a Fanta Sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadynasty94
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

No it doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkLordJ14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What rhymes with orange?

β€œNothing.”

No it doesn’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a

Fanta sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilbenator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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