What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't, silly!
(I don't know if this one has been done already, but I don't care.)
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︎ Jul 29 2021
"Hey Dad, what rhymes with orange" said my Son..So I pondered this for a while and thought..
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︎ Jul 10 2021
If I have 6 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other hand, what do I have?
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︎ Jul 04 2021
I lost my job at the orange juice factory.
I got canned.
Couldn't concentrate.
(Sorry if this has been posted before, I haven't seen it)
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︎ Jul 30 2021
I just woke up from a dream! There was an ocean of orange pop! I thought it was real.
But when I woke up I realized it was just a Fanta Sea.
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︎ Jul 22 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jul 13 2021
How does Tarantino make his orange juice?
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︎ Jul 27 2021
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
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︎ Jul 25 2021
Orange you glad about this post
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︎ May 23 2021
What do call an orange that has imaginary stringy contents that contain its juices?
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︎ Jul 27 2021
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ May 16 2021
What language do oranges speak
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︎ May 18 2021
Charjar Binks
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︎ Jul 04 2021
At breakfast this morning, I asked my wife if the orange juice had pulp, and she assured me it did. However, when I drank it, there was no pulp to he found.
When I asked her why she lied, she answered "you always say how much you love pulp fiction!"
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︎ Jun 05 2021
I love swimming in a large pool of orange liquid
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︎ Jun 13 2021
What do you get when an Elephant sits on an Orange?
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︎ May 25 2021
My friend says to me, βWhat rhymes with orange?β
I told him, βNo it doesnβt!β
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︎ Mar 14 2021
People just keep saying, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
I keep telling them, "No it doesn't!"
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call a male orange?
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︎ Apr 29 2021
What's the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French
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︎ Apr 16 2021
Why did pirates eat oranges?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing , apples canβt talk
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︎ Feb 18 2021
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
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︎ Jan 05 2021
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling βI stepped on a Bee!β
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What rhymes with orange.
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︎ May 08 2021
My friend said nothing rhymes with orange
And i said "no it doesn't"
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︎ Jul 01 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jun 09 2021
Last night I dreamed that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
But it was just a Fanta sea
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︎ Jul 07 2021
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
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︎ May 10 2021
This is a bad one. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
What rhymes with orange
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︎ May 09 2021
So I used to work at an orange juice factory...
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
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︎ May 23 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 15 2021
Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
the magic of puns
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Jul 16 2021
What i orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
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