I was involved in a one night stand that went horribly wrong...
We've been married 3 years now !!
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
The only people to show up to my friend’s funeral were some of his one night stands and some friends from church.
When I was single I had this one night stand
But then I got married and we bought a second night stand.
I got an STD after a one night stand
It was a fun-gal infection
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
I had this one night stand and I felt really bad about it.
So, the next morning I raced out and bought another one for the other side of the bed.
Theres 3.3 million people in here so I figured id go ahead and post that im looking for one night stand.
Matter of fact, make it 2. I need one for each lamp.
A friend of mine got a STD from a one night stand.
You could say that he got screwed over.
What do you call someone who's only interested in one night stands?
What do machines call their one night stands?
I'm a big fan of the one night stand
Two just make my bedroom look cluttered
Just heard someone bragging about their one night stand
Well I've got two night stands and a double bed
What happens when a tree has a one night stand?
Sorry, I'm not into one night stands.
I prefer two night stands. It makes my room look more symmetrical.
I almost had a one night stand
But there was a buy one get one sale in IKEA
A furniture store keeps calling me. I only wanted a one night stand.
I had one night stand with a girl I met at a bar. Now she's gone.
And she took the night stand with her.
Met a nice guy last night, turned out to be a one night stand
One night stands are so awkward.
Why is snow like a one night stand for a woman?
She never knows how many inches she will get, or how long it will last.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?
I had this one night stand and I felt so bad about it...
So the next morning, I rushed out and bought another one for the other side of the bed.
What did the carpenter do after he wasn't satisfied with his One Night Stand?
What does a robot do during a one night stand?
What does a robot do on a one night stand...
I had one night stand
But I bought a second one for the other side of my bed
What does a mechanic do after a one night stand?
What do you call it when a robot has a one night stand?
I had this one night stand.
I felt so bad about it. I just had to go out and buy another one for the other side of the bed.
What does a robot do on a one night stand?
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