I wrote an epic poem with only one line.
It's in celebration of the universe.
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, βIf you cross this, Iβll hit you in the face.β
/r/Jokes/comments/jx9abu/β¦
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︎ Nov 19 2020
One small step for dad jokes, one large step for pun lines...
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Which one stole your broom maβam? Can you pick her out of a line up?
No it was Witch two officer!
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I saw yet another fence joke but this one seemed a bit out of line
So I offered to repost it
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︎ Sep 07 2020
I've had some bad pickup lines, but this one is the cheesiest
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Did you hear the one about the secret agent that was captured behind enemy lines with a sheepdog as part of his disguise?
When he was put to death, his captors ground him up and baked him in the oven covered in gravy and mashed potatoes.
When questioned as to why such a cruel and unusual punishment was administered, they stated that this was the only way to correctly execute a shepherd spy.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What did one power line say to the other power line?
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︎ May 29 2020
I was racing with my younger brother on the track, and then he got mad that I didnβt draw a finish line marker on the sand. We kept racing but he kept losing, and at one point he got so mad he threw a tantrum and started hitting and punching and kicking me furiously
.....and thatβs when I drew the line.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
People keep talking about eating clocks here, so I decided to eat one too while I was in line at the DMV.
Sure enough, my weight went up by several minutes.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I'm trying to compose my first haiku, but so far can only write one line.
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.
Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it?
Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
In heaven, there were two huge signs. The first read, "Men Who Did What Their Wives Told Them to Do." The line of men under this sign stretched as far as the eye could see. The second sign stated, "Men Who Did What They Wanted to Do." Only one man stood under that sign...
Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, βNo one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself."
The man shrugged and said, βMy wife told me to stand here.β
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︎ Jul 24 2019
One-line vampire jokes for Halloween
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests!
Why did Draculaβs mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit.
Why did the vampireβs lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
Dracula decided he needed a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound.
What is a vampireβs favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving.
What did the vampire say to the Invisible Man?
βLong time, no see!β
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because heβs a pain in the neck!
http://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/one-line-vampire-jokes-for-halloween/
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︎ Oct 23 2019
One line Labor Day jokes
Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
It works for me!
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Cocaine is no joke I'm at the end of the line on this one
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︎ May 17 2019
When birds are flying in a V, why is one line always longer?
There are more birds in that line.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
Whatβs a unit for every bar and grill for one waiting line?
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︎ Aug 26 2019
What did one line of people say to another?
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︎ Aug 23 2019
10 puns were standing in a line to see which one was the best, but none of them won. No pun in ten did.
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︎ Apr 13 2019
One my friends is studying in New Zealand and her boyfriend is studying in Canada. I told this to someone and remarked on how romantic it would be for them to date on the International date line .
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︎ Jan 07 2019
Two kids were on the playground, about to get in a fight. One drew a line in the sand and told the other, βIf you cross this line, Iβll punch you in the face.β
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︎ Feb 16 2019
What do you call a bunch if ones and zeros in a line?
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︎ Feb 28 2019
5 moles are standing in a line. what does the last one smell?
Molasses.
just saw this one here and spit out my water https://www.instagram.com/p/-z5Bn4sUi2/
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︎ Jan 11 2016
Did I ever tell you the one about the guy who cracked the egg and found two lines of hairs inside? No?
Well, upon further consideration, maybe that yolk's two eyebrow.
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︎ Dec 14 2017
Twenty-one is standing in a line...
Twenty-one is standing in a line, he's astonished that the person in front of him is the same guy behind him. He askes what their names are.
The person behind him says, " My name is Twenty."
The person in front of him says, " I'm Twenty two."
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︎ Jul 24 2016
When you see geese flying in a V... Do you know why one line is always longer than the other?
There's more geese in that line.
Heard my dad tell that joke to almost every friend I've ever had.
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︎ Dec 10 2013
Old guy in line at grocery store told me this one
Him: "Did you hear about the nurse that recently went missing?"
Me: "Uh... no, I actually didn't hear about that."
Him: "Yeah! They found her under the dock."
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︎ Jun 22 2014
2 drunk guys getting into a fight. One gets up and draws a line on the ground. He says "you cross this line and I'll punch you in the face".
That was the punchline...
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, βIf you cross this line, Iβll hit you in the face.β
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︎ Jan 26 2019
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face."
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