The folks who live in my town aren’t allowed to be buried in the old cemetery on the edge of town.
Mostly because they’re not dead yet.
A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop
He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!
I've been on edge today searching for the answer.
I usually use Chrome, but today I'm on Edge.
Last week I was on the edge of a cliff, holding on to a box full of shredded cheese. I loved that box, but I knew I had to let it go. I didn’t want to...
But it was for the grater good
A fly landed on the edge of a urinal and fell in.
He got pissed off.
A big moron and a little moron are both standing on the edge of a cliff, the big one falls off. Why didn't the little one fall?
Because he was a little more on.
What’s purple and sits on the western edge of Europe?
Grape Britain.
When you really want to live life on the edge and be healthy
People in Southern France live their lives on the edge...
As if they had nothing Toulouse.
Knives are on the cutting edge of technology.
I was on an amazing cruise, eating dinner on the deck looking out over the water when I dropped my silverware off the edge and into the ocean.
It was un-fork-getable.
Having trouble sleeping? Lie right on the edge of your bed.
You'll soon drop off.
In my School days, all Summer long I would live on the Edge...
...and never worry about the Fall
A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a cliff. Who fell off?
The big moron. Because the little moron was a little more on.
