The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heightsenberg
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Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.

They form the basis of standup comedy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agsederq
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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGregGreg
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At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vapingpigeon94
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?

It got hissed off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foamy07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....

Enrique Doubleglazius.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks β€œI wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says β€œmaybe Norway?” My final friend asks β€œdo you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply β€œI fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Suggs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aziz_a22
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Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?

She lost her G- string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WebWheat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KirbyThings
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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How does a tree express its feelings on a stage?

Through a mono-log.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axeteam
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys

That's a hard act to follow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I blow kisses at my favorite artists when they're on stage.

Guess you can say that I'm a fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mojoislove
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Why do speed metal groups stand so far apart from each other on stage?

Because speed is limited by band width

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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How do you call a joke made by Jesper Binzer on stage ?

a D-A-D joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwardeen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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[OC] Why do rappers wear all that fake gold on stage?

Faux show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minetruly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I’m going to finance a theatrical production performed on a stage covered in pages from the dictionary.

It will be a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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I went on stage during an open mic night. Everyone laughed at me! It was so embarrassing

That’s the last time I do stand-up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/What-a-rush
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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If Yoda went on stage to introduce the band β€œGuess Who,” the audience would be so confused.

He’d come to the microphone and simply say β€œGuess Who, this is”

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When the Offspring play live they all perform on a partitioned stage...

Cause, "You gotta keep 'em separated!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterManiacal
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?

Mic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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A comedian dressed like a skeleton steps on stage

A comedian dressed like a skeleton steps on stage and makes the joke "Why cant you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? The p is silent"

After no one laughs he says "What, am I supposed to be humerus?"

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Partly electrocuted on stage, her diminished muscle control meant the orchestra had to figure some things out for themselves. What was she?

A semiconductor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnabbe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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I finally got funding for my dictionary based stage production, "Pun: A Play On Words"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tourdefranz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarlosMingos22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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