The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said

β€œYes” β€œOui” β€œSí” β€œJa”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGregGreg
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Jokes about bipedalism are the best jokes to tell on stage.

They form the basis of standup comedy.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/agsederq
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At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.

But Samsung anyway.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vapingpigeon94
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nebulas-Entity
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What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?

It got hissed off.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Foamy07
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My uncle moved to Spain to sing on stage by night and sell UPVC windows by day. He changed his name to....

Enrique Doubleglazius.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisispeculiar
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks β€œI wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says β€œmaybe Norway?” My final friend asks β€œdo you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply β€œI fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr-Suggs
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I hope they practiced their frequency before going on stage (image is not mine)
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aziz_a22
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Why was the guitarist embarrassed on stage?

She lost her G- string.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WebWheat
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How does a tree express its feelings on a stage?

Through a mono-log.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/axeteam
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My dad told me this: A Spanish magician went up on stage he said to the crowd I am gonna disappear on the count of 3, Uno, Dos then he disappeared without a trace
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KirbyThings
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I'll be performing on stage after the band Viagra Boys

That's a hard act to follow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GaryTheKnight
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I blow kisses at my favorite artists when they're on stage.

Guess you can say that I'm a fan

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mojoislove
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Why do speed metal groups stand so far apart from each other on stage?

Because speed is limited by band width

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/acnine
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[OC] Why do rappers wear all that fake gold on stage?

Faux show.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/minetruly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28 2018
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How do you call a joke made by Jesper Binzer on stage ?

a D-A-D joke

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dwardeen
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I’m going to finance a theatrical production performed on a stage covered in pages from the dictionary.

It will be a play on words.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhiteWalterBlack
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I went on stage during an open mic night. Everyone laughed at me! It was so embarrassing

That’s the last time I do stand-up!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/What-a-rush
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2019
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If Yoda went on stage to introduce the band β€œGuess Who,” the audience would be so confused.

He’d come to the microphone and simply say β€œGuess Who, this is”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TilTheRiverRunsDry
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When the Offspring play live they all perform on a partitioned stage...

Cause, "You gotta keep 'em separated!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MasterManiacal
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?

Mic.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big_macaroons
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A comedian dressed like a skeleton steps on stage

A comedian dressed like a skeleton steps on stage and makes the joke "Why cant you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? The p is silent"

After no one laughs he says "What, am I supposed to be humerus?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AWildCookieMonster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10 2018
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Partly electrocuted on stage, her diminished muscle control meant the orchestra had to figure some things out for themselves. What was she?

A semiconductor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/johnabbe
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I finally got funding for my dictionary based stage production, "Pun: A Play On Words"
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tourdefranz
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CarlosMingos22
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