Some famous musician I don’t even like keeps asking me to blow air on him whenever he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
My wife loves it when I blow cold air on her when she's too hot..
Personally I'm not a fan.
What inspired Bach to compose “Air on the G String”?
When his wife farted in her thong.
Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?
They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?
Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.
What lies on the ground 100ft in the air?
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..
Me: dad can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
Me: what?
Dad: the air.
Me: ....
[On an aeroplane] Pilot: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air.
Me, to my wife: Holy cow! There’s no way this plane has 15,000 people!
My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...
I said, "whatever boats your float."
What happens to an air conditioner when you pull the plug on it?
While discussing Jordan conducting air strikes on ISIS
Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?
Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.
Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?
Me: :-/
Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.
As we were heading out the door, my son plopped down on the floor, hoisted both of his feet into the air, looked up at me and screeched, "Daddy, put my shoes on please!"
I looked down at him and chuckled, “I think my feet are too big.”
“If you don’t turn that air conditioning on..”
Like humans, air conditioners get turned on when it’s hot.
Bob Hope captured in the air on film. We now know for certain that Hope springs eternal.
One of the main reasons I'm sleeping on an air mattress nowadays
Every year when 24 was on the air
It always aired from 9 to 10 PM. Every season, on the episode from 9PM to 10PM my dad would say, "Wow is this live?"
During cool weather, I turned on the fans in my car. Hot air comes out of the vents.
My dad was a radio host remembered best for his wit. Thought I'd share a couple jokes he told on air.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
My contrary Aunt Margaret drowned recently.
They found her upstream.
My wife loves it that I blow cold air on her when she's too hot...
Personally, I'm not a fan.
My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.
What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.
What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?
My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot,
but honestly I'm not a fan.
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