25 Hilarious On air Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My buddy keeps asking me to blow cool air on him when he gets hot, and I don’t like it.

I’m not a fan.

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👤︎ u/backalleywillie

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?

A centipede

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👤︎ u/90eight

📅︎ Dec 07 2020

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Everyone at my therapist’s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But I’m a big fan.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Aug 06 2020

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Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...

They think they're evolving into frisbees.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 28 2020

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Did you hear that the Air Force just bought a bunch of copies of The Little Mermaid on DVD?

They must be preparing for an Ariel assault.

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👤︎ u/DrunkenRedittor

📅︎ Nov 08 2020

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Why is there less air travel on Tuesdays?

Because you're supposed Tuesday on the ground.

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👤︎ u/JaredLiwet

📅︎ Aug 20 2020

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What lies on the ground 100ft in the air?

A dead centipede

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👤︎ u/grumpy_hubby

📅︎ Feb 01 2020

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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..

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👤︎ u/LogangYeddu

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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The comments on the post of a video where a man who flew from Emirates (using hot air balloons) and was found in Oman in a critical condition. I doubt if that video Israel..

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👤︎ u/LogangYeddu

📅︎ Feb 29 2020

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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot, but honestly I'm not a fan.

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👤︎ u/Radish00

📅︎ Nov 01 2019

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[On an aeroplane] Pilot: Ladies and Gentlemen, we are 30,000 feet in the air.

Me, to my wife: Holy cow! There’s no way this plane has 15,000 people!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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Me: dad can I turn the air-conditioner on?

Dad: did you shampoo it first?

Me: what?

Dad: the air.

Me: ....

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👤︎ u/Sexy_bluefin_tuna

📅︎ Feb 04 2018

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My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...

I said, "whatever boats your float."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Nov 20 2019

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull the plug on it?

It loses its cool.

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👤︎ u/Godzilla_KOM

📅︎ Jun 05 2018

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“If you don’t turn that air conditioning on..”

I’m gonna lose my cool

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👤︎ u/coffee_robot

📅︎ Jun 07 2019

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As we were heading out the door, my son plopped down on the floor, hoisted both of his feet into the air, looked up at me and screeched, "Daddy, put my shoes on please!"

I looked down at him and chuckled, “I think my feet are too big.”

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Nov 03 2017

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While discussing Jordan conducting air strikes on ISIS

Dad: Did you hear about how Jordan has been bombing ISIS?

Me: Yeah, it's pretty crazy.

Dad: I know... So do you think Jordan's Air Force is called "Air Jordan"?

Me: :-/

Dad: They probably have the Nike logo on their jets.

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👤︎ u/LittleUrbanAchiever

📅︎ Feb 08 2015

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Like humans, air conditioners get turned on when it’s hot.

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👤︎ u/VaiterZen

📅︎ Apr 23 2019

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Bob Hope captured in the air on film. We now know for certain that Hope springs eternal.

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👤︎ u/T618

📅︎ Sep 24 2015

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One of the main reasons I'm sleeping on an air mattress nowadays

Is due to inflation

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy

📅︎ Jul 08 2016

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Every year when 24 was on the air

It always aired from 9 to 10 PM. Every season, on the episode from 9PM to 10PM my dad would say, "Wow is this live?"

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👤︎ u/desertsmowman

📅︎ Apr 06 2014

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My dad was a radio host remembered best for his wit. Thought I'd share a couple jokes he told on air.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

My contrary Aunt Margaret drowned recently. They found her upstream.

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👤︎ u/WhiskeyintheWarRoom

📅︎ Apr 01 2014

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What lies on its back 100 ft in the air?

A centipede

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👤︎ u/iwfabrication

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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What lies on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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👤︎ u/wheezy360

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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My wife likes it when I blow air on her when she's hot,

but honestly I'm not a fan.

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👤︎ u/Radish00

📅︎ Jun 26 2019

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