On A Full Moon Puns

A list of puns related to "On A Full Moon"

NASA found a full body skeleton on the moon!

Turns out the cow didn’t make it all the way

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👤︎ u/The420Wizard
📅︎ Jul 05 2020
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Continuing on the whale theme, what do you get when a bunch of orcas congregate under a full moon?

A tide pod.

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👤︎ u/stupidlyugly
📅︎ Mar 28 2019
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One night, beneath a full moon, I cut my hand on a rusty shed.

Now I'm a werehouse.

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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Full Beaver

We're on a road trip and my mom, a biologist, says that the moon tonight is a "Full Beaver" which used to mean that it was the last night to set beaver traps before the swamp freezes over.

My dad replies: "Wow, the last time I saw a full beaver was when that girl at the concert had a wardrobe malfunction."

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👤︎ u/speederaser
📅︎ Nov 26 2015
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