Old pun, new format.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Late-Humor
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2 old puns are better than 1, drawings by friend at work
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayraegah
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Old pun thread I rediscovered on Facebook. imgur.com/gallery/mbQKWYr
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I took a job as the head of Old McDonald’s farm

I’m the CIEIO

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2021
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My 5 year old told me this today - Dad, how does a farmer count all his animals in the barn?

With a cowculator!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSnohthathurt
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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From my 5-year-old son: "Hey"

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

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I'm so proud. My 12-year old told this joke during dinner: What degree does Dr. Pepper have?

Theoretical Fizz-ics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
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From my 9 year old son: Dad, what hand do you wipe your bum with? Me: My right hand......

Response: EEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, I use toilet paper.

Well played, boy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I saw a 1000 year old oil stain

It was from ancient Greece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darz167
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I just found out the Mortal Kombat theme was based on something old

A Finnish hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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My Dad: Did you know that Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?

Me: Wait, what? Really?

Dad: Yeah, a Finnish Hymn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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Straight from my 6 yr old.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

Dino-snore.

I ugly laughed at this and she thought it was the best.

Edit: wow, thanks for the awards! I told my daughter she got 500 likes and she started dancing. Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianX09
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Old but gold
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nis_sama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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My 6 year old told me this one today. Why do dogs carry bones in their mouths?

Because they don't have pockets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristhebrown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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you know what drives old people up the wall?

stair lifts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emily-Savage
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I bought my 10 year old son an acoustic guitar yesterday and he has mastered 3 chords already.

So now the full Oasis songbook is covered he's moved on to a new one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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So I'm walking down stairs with my 2 year old son this morning when my wife calls from the kitchen...

"Hey, you boys Wahstarving?"

"umm... what?"

"Cause I've got WAHFULLS!"

(She was so proud, a decent dad joke from the mama panda)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GladCricket
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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My 7 year old daughter's contribution: What kind of cookies do they have at the airport?

Plane ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clutchguy84
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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When I was a kid, having fun was simple, we just rolled down hills in old tires..

Yes..those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Why did the old lady fall down the well?

She didn’t see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pratik007789
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?

Because he lived in a pen!

So very proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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My 7 year old, gazing in wide eyed wonder asked, "Is the Aurora Borealis heavy?"

I said, "No, it's pretty light. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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A reporter interviewed a 103-year old woman: β€œAnd what is the best thing about being 103?” the reporter asked.

The woman simply replied, β€œNo peer pressure.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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I told my 7 year old daughter, "Go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the field."

Puzzled she asked, "What's that got to do with anything?

I chuckled, "Well that means....its pasture bedtime. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I'm a 40 year old woman who delivers babies for a living and I just bought a brand new Corvette...

Everyone thinks I'm have a Midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrippyGoods
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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An actual joke from my 8 year old - Why can’t you trust atoms?

They make up everything.

I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaybird1905
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What is an Air Fryer's favorite food? (Courtesy of my 6 year old)

Air-vrything.

I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WantedDadorAlive
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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In the old days, excessive use of commas was considered to be a serious crime.

It usually resulted in a long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?

A hammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeenyus47
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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My 8 year old just told me this one.. What does the minister say when you marry a computer?

I now pronounce you man and wifi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike-_-honcho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do you call an old snowman?

Water

(Courtesy of my 13 year old daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/javajuicejoe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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My calculator is very old

But I can always count on it

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I own a old mining helmet with a light on it.

But I never wear it....

It makes me light headed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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My 8 year old sons joke today. What’s a girls favorite unit of measurement?

(Gal)lons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Where do pirates store their old files?

In the arrrchives, of course!

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an old classic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shmelps
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My mechanic is 87 years old and he still works 40 hours a week.

Whenever he says "I'm ready to retire," his boss puts him right back to work on another car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...

It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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The old beat up sneaker asked his lace if he would make it through the run. The old lace replied

No, I'm afrayed knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatsterRedditster
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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My 6 year old daughter was listening to music with me and came up with this one: What is a bananas favorite Tom Petty song?

You Dont Know How It Peels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MemphisMayhem
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Is there a company that’ll deliver food to your old girlfriend?

FedEx

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wardsmith_82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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My 11 year old shared a cool joke. He says...

"I just bought a fridge magnet.... So far I have 14 fridges!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byte_marx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Did you know that Mortal Kombat was actually based on an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish Hymn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BV203
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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From my 7 year old daughter

Where do pencils go for vacation?

β€œPennsylvania!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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Did you guys know that Mortal Kombat was actually based off of an old Scandinavian worship song?

A Finnish Hymn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zblaze68
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?

It’s called a β€˜Finnish Hymn’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyCakedayLeapDay
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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I saw a 2000 year old oil stain.

It was Ancient Grease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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Why did the old lady fall into the waterhole?

She couldn't see that well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbominableIceman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Did you know Mortal Kombat was based on an old Scandinavian church song?

A Finnish Hymn, if you would

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