A list of puns related to "North Country"
He said they couldn't complain.
Santa decides it's time to put his 364 days worth of downtime to use, so he travels to Warsaw to join the Army.
The recruiter says "Sir, only natives of this country can join the military".
Santa replies, "I understand, and I meet the requirements".
"How so?" queries the Recruiter.
Santa smiles and says, "Isn't it obvious I am North Pole-ish?"
[this one is actually technically a mom joke]
...and I was explaining how the practice originated during the American Civil War, but they're still young, so I had to explain how we got into the war.
Me (Dad): "...so the South didn't like what the North was doing and they decided they wanted to quit the country."
Wife (Mom): "AND THEY SECEDED! ... Get it? SECEDED! HAHAHAHHA! It's like succeeded, but it... nobody?"
Driving from NY to North Carolina. Listening to rock and electronic music.
Mom: This is perfect gym music.
Dad: Jim? He likes country better.
He said he couldn't complain.
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