News Wire Puns

A list of puns related to "News Wire"

"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.

"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Father’s Day.

When I asked what happened to the old ones he said “ they decided it was time to go to wire college”

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👤︎ u/milfhunter6969-
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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The pun gods smiled upon me today.

My friend got a static shock, and in the span of 5 minutes I rattled off these:

  • Geez, that's shocking news.

  • How are you current-ly feeling?

  • Don't give me that look. I'm just trying to energize you.

  • Looks like I gotta amp up my jokes.

  • I'm gonna hit you with a battery of jokes until you laugh.

  • Don't let your sense of humor be so static.

  • This isn't a crime, you can't charge me with anything.

  • Wire you so upset?

  • Do you want me to plug the stream of jokes?

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👤︎ u/phraps
📅︎ Feb 20 2016
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My Dad's Wilder Times

While installing the sensor wires on our new garage door:

Me: "Dad, I need strippers."

Dad: "Son, I haven't had strippers around me for a long time."

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👤︎ u/arnelmethier
📅︎ Oct 28 2013
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