Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything...

Credit goes to the show Maniac on Netflix but I'm sure it originated elsewhere.

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"Marco Polo"

Dad: "What are you watching?"

Son: "Marco Polo, it is one of those netflix original series things."

Dad: "So where do they keep the pool?"

Context: watching the netflix series "Marco Polo".

Family rolls eyes and father chuckles.

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