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What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 02 2020
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Why was the Navy Seal sad?

He doesn't like the color blue.

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Navy seals.
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Navy seal

Dammit, why can't I be grey or brown like all the other seals?

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Navy seal
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
📅︎ Jun 04 2017
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Navy Seals! Also I think my friends hate me... i.reddituploads.com/a5f34…
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👤︎ u/rayfull69
📅︎ Dec 13 2016
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Navy seal
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
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Navy Seals
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Don't know if its a repost but I like it
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👤︎ u/dendeqtele
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do you call a marine mammal in a vat of dark blue paint?

A navy seal.

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👤︎ u/tillmonkey
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Warlord assassination attempt gone terribly wrong.

A navy SEAL sniper was dispatched from a submarine on the coast of Africa with the mission of traveling inland to quietly take out a warlord. His only link to his superiors on the submarine was cellular messaging device. He arrived and had to lay in cover for days. A pride of lions eventually settled around him, making him very nervous. Circumstances then necessitated immediate action so the commander sent the SEAL messages ordering him to clear the area before the strike. Being in the midst of the pride the soldier couldn't move to check his phone. He then perished in the attack.

However, this is not the first person to miss the subtext because they couldn't read between the lions.

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👤︎ u/possferatu
📅︎ Jul 05 2018
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What's a rubber gasket on an aircraft carrier called?

A Navy Seal.

Credit to /u/Repulzz for their post.

I wasn't sure on the crossposting rules, but I really thought this joke was r/dadjokes material.

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👤︎ u/Seanpkd30
📅︎ Aug 07 2018
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A dad joke from when I was younger

When I was younger, I had a Playstation 2 and a game called SOCOM: US Navy Seals that let you order your virtual team around with different voice commands. I'd be doing a mission and give the command to go weapons free by saying (basically yelling) "Fire at will." Every time I'd do that, my dad's voice would shout back "Who's Will and what'd he do to get shot at?"

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