Rotated boxes today in Portland Or. Fanning nasonov due to the disruption. v.redd.it/1d2w37thzom61
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Dmitriy Nasonov 405kg deadlift @ 82.3kg (ATWR) instagram.com/p/CJBV8B5gi…
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Dmitriy Nasonov pulls 390 kg/860 lbs deadlift at 82.5 kg/182 lbs BW youtube.com/watch?v=lpm80…
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Here's my girls releasing the Nasonov pheromone after an inspection.
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Dmitry Nasonov 380kg/838lb deadlift at 80.35kg/177lb bodyweight youtube.com/watch?v=p40iB…
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When you see honeybees in this position at the entrance of their hive, you know they're either ventilating their home to stay cool on a hot day or releasing the Nasonov pheromone to orient returning foragers back to the colony gfycat.com/immaterialsati…
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Dmitriy Nasonov - 345 kg - NEW ALL-TIME RECORD @ BW 75 KG youtube.com/watch?v=Batvh…
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Dmitriy Nasonov pulls 400 kg/882 lbs at 82 kg/181 lbs BW for new all time WR youtube.com/watch?v=dwM6K…
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[NEW] Aviator - Nasonov Pheromone FFO: old La Dispute, Apart, Xerxes, Caravels youtu.be/1Ow83hUSAa4
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Dmitry Nasonov - 805kg raw(wraps) @82.5 (290-175-340) and close miss for 362.5 DL youtube.com/watch?v=_F5rI…
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Just installed my first package! Im fairly sure the girls at the entrance are fanning Nasonov Pheromone. Pretty cool! v.redd.it/aib473f917011
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nasonov gland in action.
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Dmitry Nasonov pulls 881lbs @ 182. instagram.com/p/Ba1pELDBF…
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Is this just nasonoving or an indicator that I need to increase the entrance opening?

I have two hives, both installed from packages on April 11th. Both hives have 8 frames and a frame feeder in them. Both have gone through almost 4gallons of syrup since installing. They've drawn out at least 90% on six of the eight frames, with the outermost two either have almost nothing drawn out and just the plasticell foundation. One my last three inspections I've seen eggs, larvae and capped brood, I think I have some hatched brood (3 weeks since install seems tight but possible?) but it's possible it's just open cells between the brood patterns?

Last couple days I've noticed there's constantly a small cluster of bees around the entrance of both hives at the spot where the opening is in the entrance reducer

https://imgur.com/a/R5Z9Nxm

So is this just workers out directing forragers home or an indication that I need to give them a bigger entrance? If it's just nasonoving how do you tell when it's time to safely increase the entrance size?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jukaszor
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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French fries weren’t cooked in France.

They were cooked in Greece.

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
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You've been hit by
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
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I'm sick of you guys posting dumb wordplay in here for awards and upvotes.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diggitygiggitycee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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My 4 year oldest favourit joke, which he very proudly memorized and told all his teachers.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eoussama
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Steve JOBS would have made a better President than Donald Trump

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
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So 2 trees got arrested in the town I live...

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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I was almost upset that my coffee tasted like dirt today

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
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How eggs-traordinary
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rix27_
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I just flew in from Chernobyl

And boy are my arms legs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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What is the scariest tree?

BamBOO!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1ll47h3K1n9
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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A queen size statement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flight-less
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My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary?

A play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ah1887
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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No gains
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ridi86
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My son, Luke, loves how I named our kids after Star Wars characters...

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Which actor drives the least?

Christopher Walken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TR1771N
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Should we create an English word for the 'day after tomorrow'?

Or would that be too forward thinking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afunkysquirrel
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
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Nasonoving - phone home. v.redd.it/vw8hc36xni631
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sniffwhiffer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2019
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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It is really unfortunate that Islam, Christianity, and Judaism have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Utkarsh_Anand2004
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