This is how my dad answers his cell phone whenever I call...
"Myrtle's Girdle Shop. Stretchy speaking!"
Distance makes the dadjokes grow fonder.
On vacation in Myrtle Beach from Michigan as we speak... as I speak... as I type, whatever. In our texting conversation my dad dropped this one on me.
Me: The fog was so thick this morning, I couldn't see the ocean.
Dad: Neither could I.
