Pizza Place in Myrtle, SC
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👤︎ u/Smudgeio
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
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This is how my dad answers his cell phone whenever I call...

"Myrtle's Girdle Shop. Stretchy speaking!"

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👤︎ u/GoTeamJosh
📅︎ Oct 24 2013
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Distance makes the dadjokes grow fonder.

On vacation in Myrtle Beach from Michigan as we speak... as I speak... as I type, whatever. In our texting conversation my dad dropped this one on me.

Me: The fog was so thick this morning, I couldn't see the ocean.

Dad: Neither could I.

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📅︎ Mar 28 2015
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