A list of puns related to "Myrtle"
"Myrtle's Girdle Shop. Stretchy speaking!"
On vacation in Myrtle Beach from Michigan as we speak... as I speak... as I type, whatever. In our texting conversation my dad dropped this one on me.
Me: The fog was so thick this morning, I couldn't see the ocean.
Dad: Neither could I.
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