My dad has been going through a lot of hard ships lately…

He dismantles them for a living.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nationaltd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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We know the Panama has had its problems, and the Suez had that ship stuck recently, but my co-worker must know of another problematic waterway. Every day he yells out...

β€˜Far Canal. I hate this place’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndrewMacSydney
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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When I play battleship I like to arrange my ships in the shape of states...

Michigan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RontaukMonster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Man: I’m so sorry I’m late for my ship cleaning job. What are my responsibilities?

Boss: You mist the boat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I'm a sea captain, my crew was goofing off at the back of the ship...

... I had to give them a stern warning.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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My friend made shoes out of toy ships and planes.

When asked about it, he said he wanted to be fleet of foot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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A guy starts working at a submarine. In the first day he works as a cleaner, then helps at the kitchen. Next day he runs the ship. In the evening he’s absolutely exhausted so he asks his friend β€œWhy I have to change my position every time?”

He replies β€œI know, this sub is full of reposts”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My town finally decided to tear down the dilapidated replica of a pirate ship...

It was an aye-sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...

I said, "whatever boats your float."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My ship was sailing North but then it suddenly veered West and hit another ship...

It was an occident, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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I've started a ship building business out of my garage.

Sails have gone through the roof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howeynick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
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My Dad said he watched a documentary about ship building

He said it was riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303AL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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My friend met the love of his life when the were both vomiting overboard after a rhinovirus hit their cruise ship...

It was a match made in heaving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I’ve installed podiums and microphones all over my ship.

They’re just for deck oration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/procrastiprov
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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I forgot to ship out my brother's homemade beef jerky and accidentally ate it instead.

It was a missed steak. Honest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhAiMeLioN
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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My kid asked why I named our wifi ”ship”

But that’s how everything syncs

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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The mailman refused to ship my Girl Scout cookies because I put up too many Dad Jokes.

Jokes on him though. I'm just gonna post Samoa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyHammerstix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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My first job was on a ship, I was assigned to look for navigational markers. I was a Buoy Scout.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I made my own golf balls. They were supposed to ship in 2 weeks but ended up coming early!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/champ2150
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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My co-worker wondered out loud why the super nice prison inmates that run our print ship are in jail.

I said, "maybe they killed someone with kindness!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonnyLawless
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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I started a ship building business in my attic

Sails are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonDanziger
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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